Sex rehab! Is it right for you? By Mark Morford

[madokie]

Sex rehab! Is it right for you?
By Mark Morford

Sweetheart! Babydoll! You right there! Are you into moaning? Soft sighs? Furtive groping in the night?

Like licking? Favor fantasy? Stoked about stroking? Unable to resist turning, staring and drooling like a whimpering dog/feral cat whenever something callipygian and curvy or firm and sinewy walks by and winks in your general direction, and then invites you to forget your marriage vows for a few days and come identify every bone in the naked human hardbody with your tongue in a giant vulva-shaped bathtub at the MGM Grand with someone named Brandi or Rocco or "Mistress Midori"?

Sailor, have we got the latest trend for you.

Come join Jesse James, Tiger Woods, David Duchovny and many more slut-tastic humans you've never really given a damn about and only recognize because of the endless tabloid headlines assaulting your eyeballs lo these past many months, in the latest spurious rehab trend to hit your internal bulls--t detector since the Catholic Church said it would "look into" the problem of all those priests molesting thousands of children and then lying about it for the past 2,000 years. ...

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[zanana1]

1. He's hilarious. Thanks for the link. nt

[madokie]

2. Its kind of late but I'll do it anyway

Welcome to DU, its more than just a message board, its family, its home. :hi:

[pinboy3niner]

3. Thanks, Madokie, for another Morford gem!

He's kind of addicting--you want to read him no matter what subject he's attacking. From this column, for the line that's likely to be most quoted, my money's on:

"We'll fix you up good, make you more goddamn miserable and joyless than a Tea Party member in a bookstore."

I hope he continues to stay off his meds . . .