I will ROFALMAO!

[Naturalist111]

For all those against the Health Bill. My wife was diagnosed with two cancers 4 yrs ago and after two surgeries is cancer free. Struggled, kept the house cars everything. Now her employer has cut back due to the recession and her pay has dropped. She found another job but she can't get insurance without an exclusion because they don't have group insurance. For 8 years the Republicans did nothing. You propose to do nothing. Nothing is not an option. Something is better than nothing. When it passes and your hit with really high premiums as you say you will. I want you to remember this response. Why? Because then my wife will be able to get insurance without an exclusion and change to a better job and pay. It's all smoke and mirrors with you. The truth is, I am forced to pay for your weapons for dumb wars. I pay for your roads and schools. I pay for yours or your parents Medicare and social security. So I particularly will get a kick out of this passing. Why because you paid for it and that will eat you up because you really don't care about other people (hence the reason for so many dumb police actions sending armies after a handful of thugs and killing thousands of innocent civilians women and children). Do you really think that we should dissolve all governments (local, state and federal) so we don't have to pay any taxes? How are you going to pay for all those weapons for your conquests? I know who you are and I know what you stand for. You can't hide. Your day is coming.

[Bluebear]

1. Will you be able to get sedatives on the new plan?

[graywarrior]

2. ROLFMAO!!!!

[xultar]

4. +1 rofl

[grantcart]

15. extra credit for posting the perfect snark on the first reply.

[Naturalist111]

19. Yes you will be

able to get your sedatives or any psycho active drugs you might need.

[prolesunited]

21. Do you think he's lying

or are you just that mean-spirited? Love the pile on.

[Naturalist111]

22. What does this

tell you?

[Bluebear]

24. He wants it passed so he can get a kick out of it eating people up & I'm mean-spirited.

And people who don't want this passed want to invade other countries? Then finishes it off by saying he knows who we are and we can't hide from him? Whatever, thanks very much. /ignore.

[Skittles]

25. I think the OP refers to the freepr types who fail to see any problem with healthcare

those who offer "no solutions"; the kind of people who are A-OK with tax dollars being used for senseless wars but not help Americans in any way

[Hekate]

26. I think the OP needs to hit a few "return" keys to make paragraphs, then explain who he's addressing

... because the OP, sadly, is rather obscure on that point. Who is "you," exactly?

Hekate

[Skittles]

27. LOL

yeah :7

[Naturalist111]

29. LOL

Obscure? "For all those against the Health Bill" yea sure dude.

[Pithlet]

32. I thought it was pretty clear. His description screams freeper.

I had no problem. :shrug:

[Bluebear]

34. My apologies then. I still would like to legislate a paragraph break :)

[Naturalist111]

36. I promise to work on that....

;-)

[JVS]

33. LOL!

[xultar]

3. +1 rofl

[xultar]

6. wrong spot

[Aristus]

5. Anyone know what time the vote is scheduled for?

I want to see it, and maybe pop a cork after it passes... :party:

[BeatleBoot]

7. See this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7967985

[Aristus]

13. Thanks!

B-) :thumbsup:

[Catshrink]

20. ...

Remember these?

[Aristus]

23. Gack!

:puke:

[Catshrink]

35. So you remember "Little Boots," too?

I'd be surprised if he didn't have the Presidential seal on his underwear -- but I really don't want to know!

[flvegan]

8. I'm ROFALMAO right now.

[The Wielding Truth]

9. Those opposed here are only opposed because,

they want a better bill, not because they wish others to suffer more. That site would be Freeperville.

It is important to pass this bill for your wife and for everyone's family members who have preexisting conditions. Once it is established the program will be adjusted to help more and more of us with our health care.

[Naturalist111]

10. This is for the Freepers

that are passing by, lurk here and I am noticing a large amount of that on the site. Pretending to be Democrats but are not. And of course for everyone to put their two cents in!

[ZombieHorde]

11. I am happy to read your wife is now cancer free.

I hope the bill helps your family.

[Naturalist111]

12. Thank you

and I wish you and your loved ones safe journeys.

[grantcart]

14. Please tell Mrs Naturalist111 how delighted we are that she is back

and fighting cancer.

Welcome to DU.


Also it is custom that when a new DUer makes a spirited defense of their spouse in their first 30 posts the spouse is expected to help the poster 'get lucky' tonight.

Congratulations.

[Naturalist111]

16. Oh, I am going to show her

your post!!!! Thanks!

[kestrel91316]

17. ZZZZZINGGGGGG!!! Wow - welcome to DU!

[Naturalist111]

18. Thanks!

[Electric Monk]

28. Interestingly enough, the #1 result from a google search for "rofalmao" is this very thread.

Funny how that works. Give yourself credit for coining a new term. What's it stand for, anyway?

[Naturalist111]

30. I will

roll on floor and you know the rest. :-)

[nolabear]

31. Well put and welcome! Ready for the rollathon!

I'm sick of paying for those damned wars and governmental suppressions of rights too.