Glorious leader on teevee, victorious victory getting closer.

[AlCzervik]

all applause lines so far have failed--oh the irony.

[AlCzervik]

1. 3 minutes in "September the 11th" 3 times so far.

[maddezmom]

2. a very quiet group

[AlCzervik]

7. yup, very quiet indeed.

[maddezmom]

13. maybe they are really just cardboard cutouts

:shrug:

[AlCzervik]

26. or heavy pharmaceuticals i suspect. shit the cable stations are all cutting away

no Zazz.

[SpiralHawk]

33. Is this another batch of Junior college students?

Since no school of substance would have the pathetic and feckless Commander AWOL as a guest?

[AlCzervik]

38. he's at some coalition country thing.

[AlCzervik]

43. "Cauldron of Chaos!" ooohhhh alliteration.

[maddezmom]

53. LOL!!!

not a clean one, but at least he gave it a try.

[TwilightGardener]

3. Is he bedazzling them with his brilliance,

or baffling them with his bullshit?

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. Baffling bu$hit. He has no brilliance.

[rasputin1952]

4. I saw/heard that too...crickets!

The guy is getting NO respect at all...It's quiet enough to hear a spider fart!

[SpiralHawk]

46. Hear a spider fart? ROFLMAO

[saltpoint]

110. O no! I'm afraid of spiders. Make it go away --

-- or give me some heroin.

[chelsea0011]

5. He has his smirk in overdrive today

[rasputin1952]

14. They are cutting him off on MSNBC...going to Tenet story.

:rofl:

FOX is only one covering it...:eyes:

[maddezmom]

as well as the ole coke jaw

haven't really noticed that in a while

[TahitiNut]

20. Ubetcha. Schoolyard miscreant reciting plagiarized classroom work.

Wallowing in the 'esteem' of his audeince of (imagined?) miscreants.

The man just oozes Narcissistic Personality Disorder. It's stunning that such a psychopath occupies the Offal Orifice.

[madokie]

40. hes starting to get pissed too, or is that just me

[AlCzervik]

67. yup, he always ramps up like that--invisible debate opponent.

[bdamomma]

115. he is on now, I would love to take that smirk off his face

and he is on again tonite. What is it with this guy, doesn't he realize that we do not like him. Get lost *'ie.

[Philosoraptor]

6. Fucking same fucking tired fucking buzz words

[hashibabba]

12. Yep, same old thing...

I'm drowning in the BS.

[youthere]

17. Tactics and Strategy! Tactics and Strategy! We'll combine them...

and call it Tragedy!

[IChing]

8. Any applause yet?

I can't listen to him, I have the sound off on
CSPAN

[AlCzervik]

9. nope.

[IChing]

19. Time it........how about now?

Now?.........how about now?



anything yet? How about now?

LOL:hi: :rofl: :rofl:

How about now?

[AlCzervik]

22. nope, nothing---not even a golf clap. Now he's listing off a whole bunch of

counties really fast, i guess he figures he won't fuck them as bad if he talks fast.

[maddezmom]

11. not so far

[IChing]

21. How about now? What page is he on? I saw him turn the page

Anything yet?

[maddezmom]

27. nope and I put in on Fox...and they just cut away

:rofl:

going to go to CSPAN now. :)

[IChing]

42. How about now any applause yet?

He turned the page again.
The Central Command were under orders to wait for a punchline

[maddezmom]

49. nope not a peep

:D

[AlCzervik]

15. he also read the talking point from "The Al-qaeda charter" not kidding.

[Norquist Nemesis]

16. " all applause lines so far have failed "

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I haven't turned on the TV yet today. I figured they'ld have Bush on if he farted...same ol' same old...but even more today with his offense about the Supplemental. He's going to flash a cheesy grin when he vetoes and Karl will be popping champagne if you look real close in the windows behind him. :grr:

[lpbk2713]

18. For the benefit of the cube rats .....

AWOL Monkey Boy can be seen on CSPAN-II website, streaming video.

Proceed at your own risk if you just ate lunch.

[maddezmom]

23. it's really just a string of his tired old lines and cliches

we fighting them over there
we working together to make this world a safer safe
we working to stop shipments of WMD's on land, sea and air
we drove the Taliban from power and brought freedom to 25 million people

:puke:

[lpbk2713]

30. SOS

I don't know why he bothers with doing that. It's as if he thinks no one has heard his line of bullshit before.

[bdamomma]

116. he really has no respect for the American people non at all

he underestimates us, well, he is truly living in a bubble.

[youthere]

24. FAUX is also airing speech in it's entirety.

[youthere]

25. Oh shit! They even cut away!HAH!

[AlCzervik]

28. no money shots for Faux today.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

29. cspan2 has it

Is there an audience there?

[maddezmom]

36. I think they are just cardboard cutouts or computer generated

the silence is eerie :scared:

[IChing]

54. Is he talking to pin heads? Any applause I can see him smirk on

points he thinks are clever.

[Richard Steele]

62. If they were computer generated, there'd be some applause, lol. nm

[maddezmom]

92. good point

:D

[rasputin1952]

41. For crying out loud... FOX pre-empted him too! Only on C-SPAN2

and he's bombing badly...I missed a bit, but absolute silence is the point!

[youthere]

31. He actually just invoked "WMD".

[youthere]

35. In the same breath said it was about "overthrowing a brutal enemy"

[madokie]

32. still no 'plause

bush* face it you are TOAST toast

[AlCzervik]

34. you know you're done when Faux cuts away from you.

[maddezmom]

44. now they just doing commentary: * Centcom's work has helped keep

millions safe

:eyes:

[madokie]

52. stick a fork in 'im. no thermometer needed, hes done

[WCGreen]

37. Only faux remains after less than five minutes of his rantings...

[maddezmom]

48. now Fox is covering a bomb threat in Homestead FL

[Dr.Phool]

39. I felt something evil in the air.

About an hour ago. Bastard was on final approach to MacDill.

[youthere]

45. A "Cauldron of Chaos"? Who the hell made that up? $5 says that phrase..

shows up on FR by the end of the week.

[AlCzervik]

50. yup, i like "vat of viciousness" myself.

[youthere]

57. It beats "saucepan of snippiness"

[AlCzervik]

60. ROLF!!!!! "Dutch oven of death!"

[trotsky]

72. You & youthere better knock that off...

or I'm going to end up snorting my whole beverage out my nose.

[youthere]

79. How about a "Roaster of Rebellion"?

[AlCzervik]

83. Lol!!! you're killin me.

[trotsky]

103. I'm dyin' here.

:rofl:

[youthere]

74. Skillet of Shambles!

[AlCzervik]

76. "Deep fryer of Doom!" Doom i tells ya, Doom!

[youthere]

84. "Casserole of Confusion!"

[youthere]

90. "Crock Pot of Clamor!"

[youthere]

91. "A Pie Tin of Plunder!"

[Richard Steele]

An "E-Z Bake Oven of EVIL"!

[AlCzervik]

95. "Foreman grille of ferociousness!"

[AlCzervik]

96. "Jell-O mold of Jihad"

[SpiralHawk]

63. I'm for " Bowl of Blatant Bush Bullshit"

and that's the truth.

[lpbk2713]

97. A *Microwave of malevolence*

[bdamomma]

117. how about bowl of bush hash!!

[EnviroBat]

104. toaster of terrah!

[AlCzervik]

105. rofl!

:toast: :rofl:

[ourbluenation]

106. a frypan of fubar more like it .

[krispos42]

112. Hell, end of the day n/t

[AlCzervik]

47. ok he ramping up to 11, sounding like he's arguing with someone who isn't there.

[youthere]

51. He doesn't even believe the shit he's saying,...does he?

[AlCzervik]

58. he's totally phoning this one in, of course someone had to dial for him.

[SammyWinstonJack]

66. I usually think that about him and also that he doesn't give a rat's a$$ about that of which he

speaks. He's the ultimate FReeper, spewing rightwing talking points.

[rasputin1952]

55. OMG...still nothing, even when damn near begging for

applause with the Iraqi delegation..."Car bomb factories"?..are thet making Pinto's over there?

[SammyWinstonJack]

85. He didn't say that, did he? What is georgie's obsession with factories?

Chicken plucking factories, Car bomb factories? What a maroon!


are they making Pintos over there? :evilgrin: :rofl:

[rasputin1952]

100. Yes he did...he said they've destroyed "car bomb factories"...

at first I thought it was a gaffe, but he actually came out w/that...:rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

111. georgie and his "factories" He's like a dog with a bone. Once he latches on to a phrase,

he can't let go of it. And he seems so proud of himself. :rofl: Wait until he discovers Point of sale scanners. He'll find some way of tying those to the terraists. :evilgrin:

[Kool Kitty]

56. Is there anyone else in this room?

You could hear a pin drop. No surprise actually-this is the same bullshit speech he's been giving for the past four years.

[IChing]

59. Is this his MISSION ACCOMPLISHED SPEECH? any applause yet?

[AlCzervik]

61. still none.

[Kool Kitty]

65. I did hear one guy cough.

[AlCzervik]

70. he's having his yearly prostate exam there.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

64. Centcom needs the Gong show hook

to pull him off the stage.

[madokie]

68. not a noise. you could hear a pin drop and he ain't liking it one bit

a few more of these and he'll go postal on us for sure. I just hope the powers to be realize that they need to start bringing a strait jacket with them if they haven't already.

[krispos42]

113. Tranq gun

"We have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here! CAN'T YOU FUCKWADS UNDERSTAND THAT? I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE <pfffft!> COUNTRY FROM THE DANGERS OF RADICAL ISLAM AND CLEAR THE WAY for radical Christianity to ^{take over the country and impose some real morals and values on this sad sack of unwashed liberals that infest... infest..."}

<thud>

:boring:

[lpbk2713]

69. No applause or audience reaction yet. Is it possible it was pre-recorded?

His handlers would want to preclude any gaffes or misstatements. They are probably tired of doing alldamage control necessary after his sorry ass makes speaking engaagements. It would make sense if they could filter him first.

[Ino]

71. Is there an audience?

It's deathly quiet. The Chimp is just grinning away, looking so pleased with himself, almost chuckling at times.

[AlCzervik]

73. yes there is an audience.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

82. Big sigh of relief

complete with lips fluttering. LOL.

[Kool Kitty]

75. "...the pundits lost hope..."

Looks like it's their fault, huh, W?

[IChing]

77. DID YOU SEE HIS SIGH OF RELIEF THAT THE SPEECH WAS OVER?

[AlCzervik]

87. yes, speechafying is hard and ungrateful work.

[madokie]

78. now they're applauding, wth is with that

[IChing]

89. They applauded only because it was over....did you see he sigh

and blow out some air when it was over?


:) :rofl: :rofl:

[madokie]

108. oh yeah I seen it and I also seen how he was looking around the room as if looking for a friend

not many there monkeyboy not many

[IChing]

109. He ran from the podium to the arms of a General

I saw that, he was looking for a friendly face.

[bdamomma]

118. he hates when uncle karl disturbs his bicycle ride huh??

and he is on tonite???? wasting air time.

[maddezmom]

80. a half hearted applause now

Probably just glad he's through.

[AlCzervik]

81. "Thank ya and god bless" smattering of half hearted applause-and he's out.

[rasputin1952]

86. Sounds like he's getting to the end of this travesty...

Still nothing! Nary a peep.

He's "thanking everyone now"...OOPs done...Forced applause...shakong hands and ready to move off...came back for a 2nd round of really crappy applause...must have 20 p

[Kool Kitty]

88. Well, that was underwhelming.

[Ganja Ninja]

93. Finding a crowd that will applaud him is getting harder and harder.

Pretty soon finding a crowd that won't riot and turn into a lynch mob is going to be hard to do.

[AlCzervik]

94. like Nixon but worse.

[SammyWinstonJack]

98. Even the "loyalty" crowd isn't applauding him? He is so screwn!!11!

[IChing]

101. FOLKS that was very revealing it means the military

doesn't support his speechifing, pom-pom, cheerleading cauldron of piss

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

99. "Black is White" is getting to be a hard sell.

[young_at_heart]

102. Maybe he is finally getting the message

One wonders what it will take?

[symbolman]

107. Well

he could always get a job cleaning the inside of aquariums, like one of those snails, with that mouth.. always disturbs me to see those strange lips, pooching out around his ugly little chicken teeth..

I guess I can put the brick down, the TV is safe again today :)

[Hubert Flottz]

114. Back to the Cauldron of Call Girls daytime drama!

PoontangGate trumps Mission Improbable and I like it!