Pet care after the rapture!!

[Lifelong Protester]

I know, I missed this in February when it was first posted, so if I did, maybe some of you did! Cracked me up something fierce! Heard it from my Tai Chi master... here's a snip and the link... Someone send this to Michelle Bachman??


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Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA
The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.


We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward.

I loved the part where they have to confirm, in writing, according to another article on this in Business Week, that they AFFIRM that they are atheists!

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

[Xipe Totec]

1. We'll take good care of him. (burp) I promise! nt

[mainer]

2. It's a joke, right?

If not, it's brilliant. But they ought to charge more than $10.

[stray cat]

3. I want to see what kind of guarantee is offered; after all anyone left behind is an unethical liar

Right?

[elocs]

4. Posted here Sept. 3, 2009:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=263x37890

Again, Feb. 18,2010:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7739830