The DSCC or DCCC called me today (I can't remember which).

[LoZoccolo]

I told them I'd like to give money but I didn't know how much I had right now, but call again next week and I hope I'll have my ducks in a row by then (it's been very busy for me lately). I tried to make a joke about all the people saying that thy were not going to give unless they got _____ to make the gentleman on the other end feel better because he's probably had to hear a lot of heavy criticism, but it fell flat (it probably didn't come out right and I used a curse word that he might have been afraid to laugh at because he's a professional on the job).

So my question is: what sort of joke should I say next week when a fundraiser calls back? I really want to give the person who calls a joke to brighten their day that they've spent dealing with complaints. It should be about the complainers and rude people.

[Turbineguy]

1. They've been calling me 5 times a day

but I'm not picking up. I can't outbribe the Supreme Court's friends.