Drunk mom allegedly runs through school with sword

[proud2BlibKansan]

Wonder how long before all the teachers in this school are fired?

MEMPHIS, Tenn. – Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child's school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day.

According to court records, an employee at Riverview Elementary School in Memphis reported a drunk woman armed with a sword was running through the halls of the school and had threatened to cut her.

Officers who arrived on the scene retrieved a black cane that concealed the blade.

The woman charged with aggravated assault and having a weapon on school property.

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[vadawg]

1. lucky she was sober enough that she didnt get shot by responding officers

i hate school response calls for this very reason, parents are totally fucking irrational for some reason..

[Stevenmarc]

2. Suddenly Harper Valley PTA became a quaint little ditty

[Codeine]

3. Highlander Malt Liquor!

There can be only one. . .

[JVS]

4. +1

[vadawg]

7. the winner without a doubt..

[Orrex]

5. More saber-rattling from the school board

[PassingFair]

6. Its obvious that all of the teachers in the school must be fired.

How can a child LEARN in THAT environment?

A REAL teacher would have FALLEN on that sword!


Do I really need this:

:sarcasm:

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. If the teachers aren't fired, they need to be armed

:sarcasm:

[saltpoint]

8. I hear she's pretty formidable for parent-teacher conferences as well.

[Maru Kitteh]

9. whatever is wrong with that woman, I'm pretty sure it's more than just a 40oz'er

Unless she's allergic to alcohol. Which is possible I guess in this case.

ETA: It's not an allergy in a true sense of the word, but some people cannot metabolize alcohol normally, and this means that even small amounts of the stuff can cause wild behavior like this.

[peekaloo]

10. and now another episode of Samurai Cutting Class *gong*

[madrchsod]

11. interesting....

my college art instructor told us about a mock sword fight during a lecture hall presentation. the professor looked up from his notes,watched for a few seconds and then continued...


drinking a 40 and carrying a cane sword is`t a good way to settle a dispute....

[Ishoutandscream2]

13. Last week, parents of students on our campus

were nuttier than usual. Must have been something in the air.

[SoxFan]

14. ...

[vadawg]

15. if only, most people who down a 40oz and run around with swords tend to be not as hot as red sonya

shame really...

[Archae]

16. Ban all swords!

They're nothing but long, sharp penis compensators, anyway! :eyes:

[slackmaster]

17. Hilarity ensues

:rofl:

[TankLV]

18. Good for her! THAT'll show 'em!!!

Do I really need a sarcasm thingy?!!!

[Barack_America]

19. NICE!

Now that is what I call, "bringing the crazy!"

Wow, do I feel sorry for her kids though.

Wonder which model she selected?

http://www.swordsdirect.com/sword_canes.html

[RagAss]

20. Thanks......I just pissed my pants.