Today's EPIC Fail......

[DainBramaged]

[Pavulon]

1. Dallas is awesome.

I could get coffee and a donut, drop jr off , then hit the range before work.

[depakid]

3. More like a dystopia

[Pavulon]

6. you suffer from myopia

just because you dont like it doesn't mean I cant enjoy!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

16. Bwahahahaha.

You are quite the comic.

[Gman]

9. Dallas is fucked up

always has been. No one in the state likes Dallas, they never have. That goes back at least as far as 11/22/63. And the people in Dallas don't seem to care which is further proof of how fucked up Dallas is.

[petronius]

2. If I had kids, I'd call that a win - as of now it's only 66% useful.

:)

I remember years ago seeing a double-stack billboard with a strip club on one panel and a church on the other - it's one of my Top 5 missed photo regrets...

[Rick Myers]

4. Somebody's plannin' to make a day of t!!!

Sugar, shootin' and skool!!!

[Robb]

5. You misspelled a word there

...pretty sure there's a "w" in "shewtin'." :D

[KingFlorez]

7. Got to have good sugar buzz for shootin' and book learnin'

[Ilsa]

8. Only a little worse than this:

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[Initech]

10. So where can I get a .38 caliber maple long john?

[PJPhreak]

11. This one always cracked me up...

All I can say is New Hampshire isn't too worried about DUI...

[HopeHoops]

12. Shouldn't be a shock - it is in Texas.

http://www22.verizon.com/areacodes/

[hunter]

13. Encourage your kids to be police officers. What's wrong with that?

:)

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

14. I can't wait until some Texan tries to shoot someone with an maple bar.

[marmar]

15. Just in case you gotta cap somebody for a stale glazed bowtie.....

.... This country has become a tragic parody of itself.

[L0oniX]

17. They really need to do something about donut control.