Emergency shipment of condoms headed to Olympic athletes

[TrogL]

Source: National Post

Rowdy curling crowds; spontaneous street parties; public drunkeness. You don't have to look far for evidence that the crowds at Winter Games in Vancouver know how to have a good time.

And, as if anymore proof is needed that a wild Olympic atmosphere permeates B.C.'s largest city, now there's an apparent condom shortage.

That's right. As you read this, an emergency shipment of condoms is desperately making its way across Canada to the West Coast city.

Read more: http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/postblog/2010/02/emergency-shipment-of-condoms-headed-to-olympic-athletes.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+NP_Top_Stories+%28National+Post+-+Top+Stories%29

[HereSince1628]

1. Gee, I thought everyone knew it was B.Y.O.

ooops!

[joeglow3]

2. There were 100,000 on hand for Olympic Village

Must be a crazy time.

[Berry Cool]

15. Maybe that was the problem.

They don't do any good fitted onto your hands.

[SpiralHawk]

3. Eh?

[Siyahamba]

6. Huh?

[TheDebbieDee]

4. Hey, you're only young once...........

[WriteDown]

17. And then you have a kid and your old.

:)

[WriteDown]

5. Going to be a lot of Olympic babies. nt

[420inTN]

7. Not if the condoms work. nt

[WriteDown]

8. There is a shortage NOW. Do you think people are waiting for the shipments to arrive? nt

[420inTN]

19. Shortage != Outage

You can bum one from a friend who has extra, or you can actually go out and buy your own.

or, you know, you could just wait.

[WriteDown]

25. If there is a food shortage, does everyone get to eat?

:shrug:

[treestar]

10. Athletic gene pool

Future Olympians!

[NYC_SKP]

9. No worries. Probably due the the water balloon triathlon event.

[JBoy]

11. Hope they aren't coming from Toronto. They'll all be extra-small.

[FSogol]

13. You mean, "they'll be extra-small, eh." n/t

[Berry Cool]

16. LOL!

I love inter-Canadian verbal warfare.

[polly7]

18. LOL

"President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'help you," replied the Prime Minister."I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?""Certainment! I get right on it!" said Chretien."Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton."Oui?""Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color, at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton."No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan Condoms."I need a favor, you got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send 'dem to Hamerica.""Consider it done," said the President of Trojan."Great! Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc et rouge in colour; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter.""Easily done. Anything else?""Yah," said the Prime Minister, "an' print 'MADE IN CANADA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."



We've got this, no worries ...........


:popcorn:

[blue neen]

20. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:toast:

[KamaAina]

24. Beauty, eh?

:thumbsup:

[KansDem]

12. What event are these used for?

:shrug:

[blue neen]

21. Well, the pole vault is in the Summer Olympics...

:shrug:

[nykym]

14. Sure hope they don't

Look Like This,

http://www.flickr.com/photos/24658994@N07/4387305213/

[MisterP]

22. let Don Davis do Don Davis posts, TrogL nt

[Subdivisions]

23. Olympics! Yeaahhhhh! Let's fuck! n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

26. Enough, with the fucking Olympics, already!

Ba-dump-bum.

Tip your servers, folks.