C'mon Dick, Quit Teasing Us.

[tekisui]

In and out of the hospital like clockwork, every 6 months or so. Please quit teasing us. Go home or head out. Stringing us along is too annoying.

I am ready to dance.

[UTUSN]

1. K&R #2 for, BEST subject title EVAH!1 n/t

[tekisui]

2. One day he will leave this earth.

I will wait. :-)

[DJ13]

3. A Dick tease?

[Richard D]

4. Just gets his oil changed . . .

. . . and joints lubricated every six months. The heart stuff is just an excuse.

[glinda]

5. I see a pattern here. First him. Then Rush. Then him......

[G_j]

6. Dick Cheney Is A Robot!

http://robots.net/article/1220.html


According to the Weekly World News, an unnamed CIA source has revealed that Dick Cheney is a robot. Unfortunately, says the source, the designers were "unable to give it emotions and compassion". The robot can move and speak almost as well as a human and its electronic brain has 24/7 wireless Internet access. A leaked photo shows Cheney with a portion of his chest folded back, revealing wiring and circuit boards. While the source reported that Cheney-bot is unable to learn from experience, he also commented that "the damn thing is smart, I'll give it that much." Cheney's frequent hospital visits are actually a cover for maintenance on his circuits. A scan of the original article can be found at Indymedia.org.

[lpbk2713]

7. Hell, it's not his money that pays his medical bills, it's ours.

That's why he enjoys it so much.

[lonestarnot]

12. Chaps my ass to no end.

[struggle4progress]

8. Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know

for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee

John Donne, 1624

[tekisui]

10. John Donne wrote that 300 years before dick's

vileness was on this planet.

Cheney is not part of mankind.

[Lint Head]

9. More pricks need to die.

[lonestarnot]

11. Gawd, I know.

:puke:

[piratefish08]

13. I've had my dancing shoes laced up for 2 days now........

Get on with it already, Dick.


Dick.



DICK!!