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grassfed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:22 PM Original message |
Atheists offer to take care of pets after their owners are raptured to heaven for $110 |
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stray cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. How do they guarantee service? |
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Zoeisright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:25 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Well, the 'rapturists' have to take it on 'faith' |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:30 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. It is absurd, so they must believe. |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
8. Well, the raptured could always zap them from heaven -- right? |
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1awake (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'm a believer... |
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wryter2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:42 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. I totally agree |
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jdlh8894 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
5. I wonder who is taking care |
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BlancheSplanchnik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
6. small grassroots business will save the country!! |
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wuushew (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
7. Pro-rapture mindset doesn't likely lead to being pro-animal or pro-environment |
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gatorboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
9. God charges folks $110 to be raptured??? |
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troubledamerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 09:42 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. I got the same bargain from that subject line |
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NAO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
11. The Rapture Index is 169 today, so xtians had better hurry |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
12. I'm part of an Atheist group here in Indiana... |
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indy legend (484 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
13. I'll do it for $99.95 |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
15. for eternity? not a bad deal. |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
16. Dog Kibble is expensive |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
17. What happens if you are out walking Foo Foo and are raptured |
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A-Schwarzenegger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
18. What was that story about the old guy and his doggy being almost conned by the devil into |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
19. For $199 and a house key, I'll visit the home and erase stuff from their hard drives |
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nilram (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-19-10 05:36 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Hallelujah! Where do I sign up? |
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