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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 02:25 PM
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A Borowitz blip on the Evan Bayh story


Evan Bayh Admits All-Consuming Farmville Addiction
Senator Enters Rehab

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) -- Just hours after rocking the political world with his surprise retirement announcement, Sen. Evan Bayh (D-Ind) said that he would undergo treatment for an "all-consuming addiction" to the popular Facebook game Farmville.

"I realized that I had to make a choice between being a United States senator and tending my imaginary farm," a tearful Mr. Bayh told reporters. "I had to look at myself in the mirror and acknowledge that I had a problem."

Majority Leader Harry Reid said that he was shocked by Sen. Bayh's admission, adding, "This is all the more surprising because he hails from a farm state, where there are plenty of actual farms he could take care of."
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 02:27 PM
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1. OMG. It's far worse than I ever imagined. Godspeed, Evan! nt
Edited on Tue Feb-16-10 02:28 PM by gateley
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ChicagoSuz219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 04:19 PM
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2. Love this! n/t
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 07:14 PM
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3. Sheep or cow farm, I wonder?
:kick:
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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 07:16 PM
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4. Pig
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 07:22 PM
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5. Duzy!!!!!!
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 09:33 PM
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6. Seconded!!!
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