This has to be the worst Republican website ever. (very large image)

[TheBigotBasher]

Sorry it was a large image, but I could not think of any other way to fit all teh stoopid on. And it still does not fit on. Take this example of stupidity later on.



Gay marriage creates terrorism and fake Republicans. Who knew?

Despite the fact that this guy should be playing movie doubles for the Character Dewey from Scream, this guy is really running for Congress.

It is worth a visit to his site just for the absolutely sublime examples of teh stoopid.

His campaign manager edits his posts because he can not spell and they have a forum too, from which you can find some real gold

George Hutchins Veteran Member
Posts: 67 Date: Wed Jan 27 16:09:59 2010
Obama Joke Articles Removed - Object Lesson Articles Remain. - Obama is a big enough JOKE without Sanford & Son Jokes. - Reply QuotePrinter Friendly
We have just removed all of our OBAMA Joke Articles, Obama Joke Videos, and Obama Joke Disclaimer Videos From our main website.
The Object Lesson Articles, which JUSTIFY the reason for the Obama Joke Materials remain.
It is time to move on, -is the reason for this correct action:

<-1-> The Lesson to the public has been made, where there is ONE U.S. Congress Candidate, who had the Courage, to not only stand up against Obama-Nation, but also had the Courage to Laugh at Obama-Nation.
<-2-> Obama-Nation is already the biggest JOKE in America as of this date, January 27, 2010, we do NOT need to fill up our website with Obama-Nation JOKES.
<-3-> The Object Lesson Articles for the Obama-Nation Jokes, remain as a good action which took part during our 2010 Campaign.
Furthermore, we gave a sign, to all of those persons out there, who would NOT vote for our campaign anyway, JUST BECAUSE they are offended by something, where such persons are looking everything to be offended by, they do NOT have the Power to dictate to a REAL CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN Campaign, of what we put on our website.
Their feelings may have been hurt, but we made the point clear to these persons.
-- Edited by REAL REPUBLICAN on Wednesday 27th of January 2010 04:36:25 PM

Yes he does exist http://www.georgehutchins.com/

[reflection]

1. I'll give you my thoughts on this

as soon as I recover from my seizure all that color contrast induced. :scared:

[Jennicut]

2. It screams desperation. And the colors are blinding me.

[BlooInBloo]

3. I bet $10 there's a sex tape of him somewhere.

[thereismore]

4. Looks like a sleazebag. Jesse Helms republican. Blech. nt

[AndyA]

5. This could be the example web site for a webmaster class.

It would be the "Don't Let This Happen to You" segment of the class.

If they had flash, a couple of Java applets, and music playing automatically in the background, it would be even better. The longer it takes to load the page, the better the site, right? :rofl:

[TheBigotBasher]

6. I loved the small print under the pictures of Elizabeth Dole

"IMAGES DO NOT IMPLY ENDORSEMENTS"

I think you can tell, it is not often I feel any sympathy towards Mrs Dole, but it looks as though she is terrified that this guy is a fake Mariachi singer about to don a sombrero and beg for money.

[TheBigotBasher]

9. The design gets worse

just look at the forum page

[rocktivity]

13. This layout would get laughed out of a junior high school computer club meeting!

One of the first things I learned about Web design is that "colored type is like tobasco sauce--best when used sparingly!"

:puke:
rocktivity

[TheBigotBasher]

15. In the days of Geo-Cities

it was all the rage.

Then again so was Scream



(If he can trick Michelle Barrfman into standing beside him, he could recreate this shot).

[rocktivity]

14. Dupe, sorry n/t

.

[TheBigotBasher]

16. Blame Microsoft.

Evil commies made him look bad

<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 5.0">

<meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">

The evils of capitalism, somebody probably charged him good money for this as well.

[alp227]

7. I'd rather read the National Enquirer or US Weekly if I chose between those and this

I ain't surprised. This horrendous layout is typical of most self-published/fringe ranter websites.

[MineralMan]

8. This moron is running under the banner of the

National Independents Movement, which has an equally bad website.

http://www.nimcrown.org/


It's a wacko party, with candidates who are a laughingstock wherever they run.

Not worth any attention at all, IMO.

[SOS]

10. "Better paying jobs through deregulation"

That's worked really well since 1980.

If this guy hit himself in the head with a hammer, he would think the resulting headache was unrelated.

[supernova]

11. Him beating David Price?

:spray:

There aren't enough Apex parents to make up for us Orange County Hippies!

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[Kablooie]

12. There's a guy who doesn't noodle the small details.

[KittyWampus]

17. It's bad but is anything really worse than FreeRepublic?

[LeftinOH]

18. Self-designed website = Autofellatio Fail. n/t