There will be a long line to piss upon the grave of The Big Dick..

[Webster Green]

When his so called "heart" and all it's taxpayer purchased accessories finally fail to keep prolonging his miserable existence. :mad:

[grasswire]

1. take a number

they'll have to bury him in an unmarked grave, I suspect.

[Blue-Jay]

2. It'll be marked by all the dead grass around it.

[sandyj999]

7. And hopefully face down.

We don't need him digging out and returning.

[LeftyMom]

3. I saw this and thought I'd missed good news.

Don't play with my emotions like that.

[WonderGrunion]

4. I'm pretty sure he won't die until Dr. Who pushes him into a black hole.

I think he's becoming a Dalek. Look at photos of him in his wheelchair.

[av8rdave]

5. Count me in! Perhaps....

We could organize a big DU "Wet the Warmonger" party (or whatever we want to call it) for when the time comes.

[givemebackmycountry]

6. Why do I have to wait?

Can't I piss on his leg now?

Shit, he shot a dude in the face and I can't piss on his leg?
What's this world coming to.

Liz, you can watch baby...

[napi21]

8. I DREAD the week or so of coverage we're all going to have to

endure after his time finally comes. You know the media & the Pubs are going to make a really BIG DEAL about his funeral!

[Go2Peace]

27. Yes, me too, it will be a circus of lies

[Blue_In_AK]

9. Damn, I thought he was dead.

Misleading thread title. :spank:

[Octafish]

10. That's why it'll be in an ''Undisclosed Location.''

Cheney'll still be in the same place though.

[RevCheesehead]

11. Can I piss on him now?

Beat the crowds! Do it before we're told we shouldn't piss on his grave. Besides, that way you get more direct impact. :evilgrin:

[sarge43]

12. Salt the earth afterwards. n/t

[jtrockville]

13. I wouldn't piss on his grave

if we prosecuted him for war crimes and treason.

[salguine]

14. His fucking head will probably still be talking from a fishbowl on Meet The Press.

[backscatter712]

20. His will be sitting right next to Nixon's in the year 3,000.

Good news everyone! :P

[Nostradammit]

15. Indeed.

I imagined it many years ago:

[Webster Green]

21. That could pay down the deficit considerably.

What a great idea! :thumbsup:

[Initech]

16. I'll camp out overnight for that opportunity.

[malaise]

23. I'll fly in

Not missing that for anything.

[Mira]

17. Read this:

There was a man who, everyday, would buy a newspaper on the way to
work, glance at the headline, and hand it back to the newsboy. Day
after day the man would go through this routine. Finally the newsboy
could not stand it and he asked the man, "Why do you always buy
a paper and only look at the front page before discarding it?"

The man replied, "I am only interested in the obituaries."

"But they are on page 21. You never even unfold the newspaper."

"Young man," he said, "the son of a bitch I'm looking for will be
on the front page."

(I have been holding on to this little story until the day the OP is talking about comes around, I reserve the right to re-post it on that day)

:)

[left is right]

18. I am diabetic and I have to pee often

Would it be possible to jump to the front of the line on grounds that I won’t be able to hold it for too long?

[Ishoutandscream2]

19. Yes, we are liberals. You will be brought to the front of the line

[lucas_g20]

22. Why hasn't this idiot passed away yet?

[Ishoutandscream2]

25. Well, you know about only the good dying young

It is frustrating, isn't it? Welcome, and have a heart on me!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

24. When the time comes I will drink as much liquid as I can manage

while I'm waiting in line. I think someone could make a lot of money selling beer and bottled water outside the cemetery. If you're going to piss on somebody's grave you want to do it up right.

[BeHereNow]

26. I'm saving ALL the poop from my cat litter boxes.

He's not good enough to pee on.
I'm just going to leave a huge pile of kitty poo.
BHN:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LongTomH]

28. No, I hate standing in long lines!!!!

However, I will go to the party!:toast:

[WitchyWoman57]

29. Real nice.

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