The Top Ten Things Written on Sarah Palin’s Hand

[Dr Ron]

The Top Ten Things Written on Sarah Palin’s Hand

http://liberalvaluesblog.com/?p=12154

With everyone talking about Sarah Palin’s crib notes on her hand, I would like to present The Top Ten Things Written on Sarah Palin’s Hand (after passing them through a spell checker). I know this is a lot of stuff to fit on a hand, but Palin has practice at this. After all, this is how she passed her tests in college.

10. Will cut taxes & reduce deficit at same time after elected

9. 12345 (My secret password for all internet sites)

8. Foreign Policy Experience–Can See Russia from Alaska

7. Obama is a Socialist (Note to self: look up what “socialist” means)

6. Uphold the Constitution (Note to self: must read the Constitution some day)

5. Ask for divine intervention from God when have questions about what government should do

4. Stay away from explaining about dinosaurs and people–audience often laughs at me when I talk about this unless all Republicans

3. Explain how it is cold outside, proving global warming is a hoax

2. Make sure not to use any Purell on hand before speech

1. If not listed here, just say whatever a Maverick would say

[dem mba]

1. 12345?

that's the same combination I use on all my luggage!

[SCantiGOP]

2. I heard her the other day

at the teabagging party: "So, how's that hopey, changey thing workin' for ya?" What a complete idiot.

[babyblonde]

3. make sure

Todd deletes his emails:silly: :crazy: :spray: