Guess who has a new weekly newspaper column?

[stevedeshazer]

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http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/new-column/Content?oid=2141476

[CatWoman]

1. I wish I could recommend this more than once

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

2. Makes you prud to be an American!

:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

3. You ain't got no brains, Moran

Thou are a Teabagster fer sure. Too funny.
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[blondeatlast]

4. And to think I knew him way back when...

LOVE it. :bounce:

[Solly Mack]

5. This is HUGH!1!11!!11

it had to be said

[HughMoran]

9. & I thought I was

:)

[Solly Mack]

10. Yes - but you're the bestest kind of Hugh

:)

[HughMoran]

15. The Hughest

:D

[Solly Mack]

18. lololol

Love it!

[Cerridwen]

11. Shirley your not series!!!11!11

That hurt to type. Yowtch!

[Solly Mack]

13. I am serious....and don't call me Shirley

:D

[Cerridwen]

16. Aw, c'mon. That's the only way I can remember to misspell surely

incorrectly correctly, er, you know what I mean.

I had to re-type "your" about 3 times as it was. I should always have such trouble creating typos.

LOL

:hi:

[Solly Mack]

17. Hey, Cerridwen! How are you?

It's from the movie "Airplane" - the "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

I type therefore I typo! :)

[Cerridwen]

20. Yep. Though I like "Mrs. Cleaver" speaking "jive" the best, I think.

I'm still around; though not at DU so much. Life happens, ya know.

I like that, "I type therefore I typo." Story of my life. I don't suppose you're old enough to remember typing on, what the heck was it called, some special paper for legal docs, 2-part, any mistakes and you had to re-type the whole freaking thing! Keyboards and word processing programs have made me a lazy typist, er excuse me, keyboardist.

Have you checked out any of the CERN stuff lately. I click over there every so often to see and read the latest. I may be a lazy keyboardist, but the inter-tubes feed my inner, wannabe-geek/scientist no end. :D

[Solly Mack]

21. Mrs. Cleaver rocks!

Haven't checked out CERN lately. Being lazy about a lot of things these days. I blame the snow.

I just recently had a birthday, speaking of how old I am. I'm closer to 50 now than I was a year ago. I'm trying to age gracefully but the assholes of the world won't cooperate...and by assholes I mean wrinkles.

Carbon paper? (was this a test?) :)

I'm more on the carbon dating side of age myself. :)

[Cerridwen]

22. It was sort of carbon paper on steroids, as I remember it.

Doesn't matter. Strong chemical smell and typos. I'm surprised I wasn't traumatized never to type again. LOL

You, youngin' you. Fifty is in my rear-view mirror; which I of course, can't see because of my, er, um, eyesight. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, I can't see behind me because of my eyesight. ;)

I'm lazy when I'm not busy. I have a feeling that isn't as contradictory to you as it looks typed out.

I click around every now and then to let my mind wander far, far, away.

As to aging gracefully. Heh. I alternate between being pissed at wrinkles and pissed at zits in wrinkles. WTF?!!! Who thought THAT was funny?!

Of course, I still haven't gotten over the fact that THE DAY AFTER my 30th birthday, my butt decided to move from the 5th floor to the 2nd floor! Gravity may be a law, but it's a lousy, sucky law! Hrrrrrumph!

If there is a God, those two things are proof it's a man. No woman would think that shit was funny!

:rofl:

Yeah. I'm bored. I'm killing myself over here. I hope you enjoyed.

It's good to "see" you again. :hug:

[KamaAina]

30. Actually, it's "...and quit calling me Shirley."

:P

[Solly Mack]

32. nuh uh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqrllkAO1uA

:P

[Swamp Rat]

6. LOLOL!!!

:rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

27. Finally! Great to see you Swamp Rat. Hope the Super Bowl results cheered you up..

Been asking about you....

[Swamp Rat]

28. Way'at BrklynLiberal!

:hi: WHO DAT?! :D

[BrklynLiberal]

29. Great news for N'Orlins....They will be partying straight thru til Ash Wednesday

[Swamp Rat]

31. The Saints will parade tomorrow, and the rest of us will keep going non-stop thru Fat Tuesday

:party: The Saints will join a parade from Poydras St. to Mardi Gras World.

[BrklynLiberal]

34. Wow! That should be GREAT! Hope the weather is fantastic, and you get lots and lots of tourists...

[stevedeshazer]

35. That is really great to know, Swampy.

Wish I could be there. I'm there in spirit, I'm really glad the Saints won.

Good times.

[d_b]

7. Lol

Horace has excellent sub defense.

[Kurt Remarque]

8. moran, schmoran

[DontTreadOnMe]

12. I am starting to feel bad for this guy

Bill Buckner's sports error ended up with his kids threatened in school and they had to move his family to another town.
But time goes on and I think people forget about a sports blunder... players can redeem themselves and even
Bill Buckner today makes fun of himself about that play -- and fans have mostly looked beyond this one play.

But THIS guy will be forever known in eternity as the "Moran". One must think he knows his picture is being used to represent "the stupid".
It will NEVER go away... this is the poster child for being an idiot.

I feel bad for this guy and his family... does he have any kids?

Dad, are you the "Moran" guy in that photo?

Can't we help this guy out, maybe he can redeem himself -- and run for public office. It would be hugh1!!11!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. To be fair, it'll be easy to deny if he shaves, cuts his hair, and stops using shades. -nt

[stevedeshazer]

14. And he reads DU! He just unrecced his very own thread!

[Rosa Luxemburg]

19. wot a looser!

[stevedeshazer]

23. Kick for halftime

[stevedeshazer]

24. Bet he was for the Colts.

[pleah]

25. K&R Seriesly?

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[Lorien]

33. Lol! I'm ashamed to say that I know guys just like Mr. Moran

down here in Flori-duh. :rofl: