Hey Du'ers... Help me read what Sarah P. wrote on her hand.

[trumad]

It looks like the first word is "energy"? ---the 3rd is "Tax"?

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. "Lift America" ??

[LoKnLoD]

2. second is budget cuts i think - nt

[boston bean]

Energy, Budget crossed out, tax, lift american spirits.

not sure what is written next to the crossed off budget.

[boston bean]

3. Energy, Budget crossed out, tax, lift american spirits.

not sure what is written next to the crossed off budget.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. Oh good, I thought she might be a Saints fan. n/t

[pokerfan]

13. Dumb as a bag of doorknobs

Do we even know if she actually wrote what was on her hand 'cause it looks like she's having trouble reading it:

[Cyrano]

27. Is she trying to use that microphone as a flashlight?

And is the alien being next to her translating what she thinks she wrote?

[Raschel]

24. Lift American spirits. Why couldn't it just be "lift spirits"? Would she forget she's in Amurika?

Is that really her hand? Or is this a photoshop and I'm out of the loop?

[PCIntern]

4. On edit: that is just beyond belief..

Now we know why she had to go to 4 schools for one B.A. degree....

[KG]

5. 'get speaking fee'

'in cash'
'up front'

[adigal]

7. OMG - she crossed out Budget and wrote Cut Tax instead

That Budget idea was too complicated for the "Merchant of Hate" (thanks, Bob Shrum!) and her fellow haters to understand.

[tanyev]

12. It's a dilemma. You don't want your cheat notes to sweat off, so you gotta use Sharpie.

However, when you make a mistake in Sharpie on your hand, you're really screwed.

[Moosepoop]

8. I think she had "Energy"

followed by "Budget cuts," but then changed her mind on that term and crossed out the word "Budget," replacing it underneath with "Tax" so that the term would be "Tax cuts" instead, then finished with "Lift American Spirits".

Edited to add: I didn't see post #7 above before I typed this one. Fully agree with it.

[trumad]

9. and we have a winner...

Couldn't figure out the last word.. "spirits" is...

[Cyrano]

10. Check out her bracelet or her cuff (can't tell which it is).

The only word I can make out there is Palin.

Do you suppose it's there just in case she forgets her own name?

[Inspired]

11. I think it says Track Palin.

[Cyrano]

14. Do you suppose the line under it says "Have Gun, Will Travel"

[ChicagoSuz219]

15. Which one's Track?

Is that her grandson?

[Inspired]

16. It's her oldest son who is in the military. I think he was deployed to Iraq in '08.

[ChicagoSuz219]

18. Right. Thanks. n/t

[theothersnippywshrub]

17. "Wipe ass with other hand." n/t

[peekaloo]

19. !

:thumbsup:

:D

[w8liftinglady]

21. that is hilarious!

:rofl:

[rucky]

20. "Tease Obama about teleprompters."

I smell a photoshop party!

[annabanana]

22. It would be funny if. . . . . . . n/t

[Lesleymo]

23. Depakote 2:00, Lithium 4:00 ...

and rub legs 4 stage hand to whisper answers

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. It got smudged when she was stroking Hannity before the speech.

[southernyankeebelle]

26. Just imagine this idiot on the international stage. OMG america will

be a laughing stock again. Please teabaggers wake up and realize she isn't Ester who is going to lead you anywhere. She is all for herself.

[livetohike]

28. If she does run in the 2012 Republican primary, this is rich

fodder for her opponents ads. Really funny, I think.

[scarface2004]

29. tax cut

life for armenia

spca