Why does Joe Scum accompany Mika Mouse to her book signings?

[PCIntern]

Did he co/ghost write the book? Is it "star power" (LOL)? Is it that she is dependent upon him for moral support? Is she still 'seeing him' (Bleahh!) on the side?

WTF?

[lunatica]

1. Because no one shows up at his signings

[asdjrocky]

2. B. Seeing him on the side.

What do I win?

I swear I would not watch that show if someone offered to pay me.



How much do you think I could get?

[Atman]

3. Just early campaigning.

Still testing the waters for his 2012 run (I don't think he's ready for '10).

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[no_hypocrisy]

4. He has his own book to promote.

http://www.book-ends.com/

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. You have to start with the question 'why does she have a book?'

And the answer is not 'she has something to say.'

[LiberalFighter]

6. Who and why would anyone buy her book?

[livetohike]

7. Mika accompanied Joe on his book signing tour, so I guess

he is returning the favor. However, it seems strange to me - their whole relationship that is.

[OHdem10]

8. Same reason she accompanied him. He wanted her to help him\

in Blue State NE. He helps her in Red States.

[Botany]

9. My guess

Because they have been fucking each other and if he didn't show up
she would not draw anybody to her book signing.

[madmom]

10. Heard he also accompanied her to the Colbert Show last week.

[MineralMan]

11. He keeps hoping she'll "get next" to him someday.

Trouble is that she doesn't "like him that way."

[rurallib]

12. Is Joey Scar married?