Dutch Comedy Central: Haiti Speech FAIL

[Bluebear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t5fVsknJcc&feature=player_embedded#

[Drunken Irishman]

1. LOL! Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where they go into the witness relocation program.

And they give them new names and Homer, for the life of him, just can't get it.

Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."

Homer: Check.

Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.

Homer: stares ahead

Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.

Homer: I gotcha.

Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.

Homer: continues to stare ahead

Later...

Agent: Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Homer: No problem.

Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! stomps on Homer's foot a few times

Homer: stares blankly; then looks to the other agent I think he's talking to you.

:rofl: