Bobby Jindal's OFFICIAL portrait photo-shopped to make him look White (I'm not kidding) DiUp warning

[DainBramaged]

His OFFICIAL Portrait



Other shots taken off the web




YOU be the judge


http://www.americablog.com/2010/01/tale-of-two-jindals.html


TWENTY PAGES of Google photos, NONE look like the official portrait.


http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&q=bobby+jindal&sa=N&start=0&ndsp=18


And this one from November 2008




Here is the page his portrait is on

http://www.gov.state.la.us/index.cfm?md=pagebuilder&tmp=home&navID=38&cpID=1&catID=0


And here are other images from his website





NO photos from 2009 on the State website, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:wtf:

[Ian David]

1. Now, what can they do about ugly? n/t

[FSogol]

3. Or just plain dumb? n/t

[Ian David]

7. And crazy.

The Exorcism of Bobby Jindal
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=214x176317

Will Revelations About Bobby Jindal's Weird Secret Past Destroy His Political Career?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5138548

[virgogal]

6. Uh,uh,uh. Don't criticise a person's looks. Not nice.

[Ian David]

13. You're right. I'm sorry. They prefer to be called Charismatically Challenged. n/t

[virgogal]

24. That works.

[donheld]

41. .

[Quantess]

42. Bobby Jindal isn't ugly.

He's just republican, and there is a cure for that.

[FSogol]

2. Paging Sammy Sosa?

:rofl:

[BunkerHill24]

17. HAHAHA

:rofl:

[NikolaC]

35. OMG ...

:spray: :rofl:

[cutlassmama]

4. Michael Jackson bleach cream?

[SoCalDem]

30. or Pan

[CatWoman]

5. well

he looks goofy as hell, regardless of which shade used :)

[alp227]

8. Jindal wants votes from the less tolerant Louisianans. n/t

[baldguy]

9. Didn't Eddie Murphy do that on an episode of SNL?

[Quantess]

15. I know Dave Chappelle did it on his show.

[alp227]

44. And chamillionaire did it too in a music video

"Hip Hop Police"...he plays a white news anchor.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/chamillionaire/166557/hip-hop-police-evening-news.jhtml

[Ian David]

22. Yes, he did- "White Like Me."

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10356/saturday-night-live-white-like-me

[terrell9584]

10. He is white

He is a member of the Indo-European race. He therefore is Caucasian. Therefore, according to our government, he's white.

[Ian David]

20. Nazis would have considered Caucasian. Apartheid South Africa would not have.

However, the Nazi formula for declaring Indians to be Caucasian relies upon a shared heritage with an imaginary Lost Civilization of Atlantis.

In any case, racial classifications aside, the photo was clearly doctored to make him appear more Republican-- by that I mean, melanin-challenged.

Although what the fuck John The Boehner is doing is beyond me.

[Hippo_Tron]

36. I think the Nazi formula was probably about strategic considerations, though

At the time the outbreak of the war, India was trying to gain its independence from the British. It would make sense for the Nazis to try and gain supporters in India in order to weaken the British.

[Ian David]

38. Exactly. Hence the "Indians, Germans and Japanese All Come From Atlantis" Nazi doctrine.

In fact, it was the Nazis who popularized the whole Atlantis myth more than anyone else.

And because I know SOMEONE will ask for links eventually...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan_race

http://www.secularhumanism.org/library/fi/paul_23_4.html

http://www.fiu.edu/~mizrachs/occult-reich.html

http://www.docstoc.com/docs/3758665/The-Skeptics-SA-guide-to-Atlantis-Atlantis-a-mythical-island

http://sites.google.com/site/waldorfwatch/atlantis-and-aryans

[Bette Noir]

37. When Gandhi was a young lawyer, he got special status for Indians

living in South Africa. Before Gandhi, they were considered Black. After, they were considered their own category, with rights midway between Black and White.

Boy, the things you remember... It's been at least 40 years since I read Gandhi's biography.

[Ian David]

39. And in South Africa, it was still forbidden for Blacks, Whites and Indians to inter-marry.

But you are correct, it was a three-tiered racial caste system.

[baldguy]

29. "Caucasian" doesn't mean "white".

[JI7]

45. nope, under that definition caucasian and white is not the same thing

all whites are caucasian but not all caucasians are white.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Jacko Jindal.

[Stevenmarc]

16. ROFL

[glinda]

52. My thought exactly

[pnwmom]

12. I think there should be a rule

that no one's teeth should be whiter than the whites of their eyes.

:shrug:

[Flubadubya]

14. You can't Photoshop "Republican"...

:evilgrin: :eyes:

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

19. LOL

[lpbk2713]

18. Anyone beside me see a very strong resemblance here?

:shrug:

[DainBramaged]

21. Dead nuts on............

:fistbump:

[yellowcanine]

26. Yeah I saw it also. Why would they have an official photo that looks like Alfred E. Newman?

[HughBeaumont]

54. YES.

I was actually looking for Alfred E in this thread as soon as I saw that.

He looks like the older non-Mad photos of the "What? Me Worry?" kid.

[Tom Rinaldo]

23. More proof that Reid was crazy - no one thinks skin tone matters in politics

Least of all Republicans. Right.

[Canuckistanian]

25. I think I've seen him before

At the Annual Father/Son Pancake Breakfast. (h/t Martin Mull)

[SoCalDem]

27. I'm partial to this one:)

[dixiegrrrrl]

28. Wonder what Reid has to say about that...

[dusmcj]

31. vee blackies from de subcontinent can never vin in Amrika, vee have to look more Angrez

please, 20 yrs ago Indian businessmen bleached their skin and anglicized their names to get along, this shit isn't necessary anymore. Serve the public interest of the American people and demonstrate that you understand it, and you can be as black as you want, or as you were born.

[Number23]

46. "vee blackies from de subcontinent can never vin in Amrika, vee have to look more Angrez"

What are you doing with this?? What does this mean??

[Bitwit1234]

32. But the republicans aren't racist. we all know that.

What difference does his color make anyway. The people voted for him and they knew he was dark dark complexed, so why does he want to do this and upset the apple cart.

[progressoid]

33. Hmmm...

Could just be a bad photographer. White people aren't even that color.

[Bette Noir]

34. Or is he using a bleaching cream?

[CakeGrrl]

40. For what it's worth, I've seen that in Indian grocery stores

To add an irreverent quote from "Chasing Amy"'s resident black gay militant Hooper X paraphrasing an audience ringer:

"Deep inside, we all wants to be white!"

I'm sure that days of discussion could be launched about various nonwhite groups wanting or feeling the pressure to conform to the white American mainstream or simply wanting to feel like they're part of the 'coveted' privileged class.

:crazy:

[krispos42]

43. Ah, so that's who Boehner got is pigmentation from n/t

[DainBramaged]

47. .

<<<snort>>>

[JoeyT]

48. That's not makeup or bad photography,

it's demonic possession!
Clearly what he needs is to be held down against his will so we can cast the demons out of him.

(Before anyone gets offended, I'm talking about: http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2008/06/11/jindals_exorcism/ If it's good enough for the girl he and his friends kidnapped, it's good enough for him.)

[DainBramaged]

49. I'm waiting for puke to come streaming out of every orifice

[Blue Owl]

50. all I'm seeing is a DAMN FOOL

n/t

[Marr]

51. Americans can Photoshop ANYthiiiiinnng....

[pleah]

53. LMAO! This went on my fb page!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Vinca]

55. He's a dead ringer for Alfred E. Neuman, isn't he?