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[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush walks to a podium to speak about the Iraq supplemental on the South Lawn at the White House in Washington, April 24, 2007. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES)

[Oreo]

1. BRAAAAIINNNNNSSS

Must eat braaaaains

[AlCzervik]

2. "Walkin with the dt's is hard work"

[Botany]

3. Somebody has a poop @ the back door

:rofl:

[1620rock]

4. Drunk.

[DemGa]

5. I better get puffed-up like a REAL Prezeldent

[TechBear_Seattle]

6. "Crimeny, these press conferences are like walking through a mine field."

"One false step and BOOM!"

[Sal Minella]

7. ...left foot...right foot...left foot...right foot.....

[hootinholler]

41. Hay foot, Straw foot...

During the Revolutionary war many soldiers didn't know right from left but knew the difference between hay and straw. A smart drill instructor put hay in their right boot and straw in their left boot.

-Hoot

[peekaloo]

8. A true pic of a pResident with his panties in a wad.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

9. "It's like walking on the moon . . .

. . . and nobody can even tell I'm stoned!"

[Virginia Dare]

31. Chimp's Michael Jackson imitation, LOL!!..n/t

[El Supremo]

10. Boy! Jeff was a little rough on me last night.

[SpiralHawk]

20. Puh-lease. Must we have references to the Bush White House's male prostitute?

How embarassing, to refer to the notorious male prostitute Jeff Gannon, who according to the official Secret Service records visited George AWOL Bush's White House over 200 times, including some suspicious overnighters.

Enough, I say...

[Warren DeMontague]

11. That's another what I call "Dollman" Photo.

"Thirteen Inches... With An Attitude!"

[HCE SuiGeneris]

12. I just can't get my Earth legs today, planet Dufuss is

messing me up.

[jillan]

39. omg - that is sooooo funny!

[NRaleighLiberal]

13. Ah...he just returned from the Ministry of Silly Walks! Must be channelling Cleese...

[spanone]

14. He did the Monster Mash....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. "Left, right, left, right - FUCK!"

[guitar man]

16. "Damn, my codpiece is slipping again" nt

[Kurovski]

17. "DANG, this new receiver is HEAVY."

[liberal N proud]

18. That looks like one drunken sailor trying to find his boat

Stepping down to a moving target.

[MUAD_DIB]

19. My My... What a large podium. What a little man...

[Little Wing]

21. hehe, I'm hung like a chopper see, and I got blades protectin my rear end

[geardaddy]

22. "Uhnnnn! Fire gooooood!"

[SoCalDem]

23. Brzzzzt. .meeeeeep ..zortttt... flurgggg.. brzzzzttt

[Philosoraptor]

24. U put yer left foot in, U put yer left foot out, & you shake it all about

[Double T]

25. "I'm feelin' a little unstable on my feet today; why does it feel like........

ground is moving?"

[geardaddy]

26. "This full body armor is hard to walk in, so it isn't good for our troops."

[lpbk2713]

27. He just left a closed-door meeting with his personal advisors ....

... Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.

[Stinky The Clown]

28. All he needs is thick soles and bolts in his neck

What a freak.

[Virginia Dare]

30. He's doing the "Monster Mash"...n/t

[CrazyOrangeCat]

38. We have officially entered the Twilight Zone, Ma'am. n/t

[Virginia Dare]

29. Whoa, who keeps moving the ground?

he's definitely equilibrium challenged.

[yellowcanine]

32. "Jesus, I shouldn't have had those jalopenas. Those things burned all the way through."

[Eurobabe]

33. QUICKSAND!!

[WI_DEM]

34. "I'm goin' to start havin' the secret service carry me around while I'm sitting on my throne"

[jgraz]

35. Note to self: tell Gannon to bring more lube tonight

[CoffeeCat]

36. "I picked the wrong week to stop snorting Jack Daniels"

[skip fox]

37. W. is "thinking": "I think I'll pretend I'm a soldier trying to get past a mine in Nam as I walk to

the podium. That aught to get me some cred with the military."

[phatkatt]

40. Aaaagh!!!! My royal feet are touching grass!!!!!!!

Where's the silk carpet? Someone's goin' ta Gitmo!!!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

42. But seriously

That looks neurological.

[WinkyDink]

43. "Two microphones? I wonder who else is speaking."

[Straight Shooter]

44. LOL!

That sounds just like something he'd say. :7

[HCE SuiGeneris]

45. I NOMINATE THIS AS FUNNIEST THREAD EVAH !

This thread has killed me laughing three different times today. Y 'all rock!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Kadie]

46. Lots of great captions!

:hi:

[cassiepriam]

47. As per usual, totally plastered. Is this man ever sober??