If Obama's deathcare passes, almost everyone on DU will die immediately of carpal tunnel syndrome.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

Those few who survive will be shipped off to be killed in the new war on Venezuela, for islands owned by the Dutch. This war will be fought not with guns, but with high fructose corn syrup. (And also guns.)

[d_b]

1. cool story bro

[denbot]

2. .

:popcorn:

[TicketyBoo]

3. I can believe

the carpal tunnel syndrome death scenario. :D

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[Itchinjim]

5. lol

funny.

[DontTreadOnMe]

6. Flaming Hot Syrup

burns the eyes!

[MineralMan]

7. Hah!

[AllentownJake]

8. Permission for a copycat?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

15. I'm not even sure I know what that means, but sure, knock yourself out. n/t

[Vinnie From Indy]

9. LOL

Very good!
Cheers!

[HopeHoops]

10. I just have one thing to say to that snarky OP

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I LOVE it!

[UTUSN]

11. Hope your love of loud music won't necessitate "DEATHCARE" for you!1 n/t

[LoZoccolo]

12. Posting in epic thread. n/t

[DavidDvorkin]

13. Brilliant, but you need to include something about

us being thrown under the bus that's being driven off the cliff deliberately by Rahm.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

16. Rahm has a remote control for that particular bus. Like James Bond in...

...well, whichever James Bond film it was that had the stupid remote control car.

[SIMPLYB1980]

14. LOL!

:popcorn:

[David Zephyr]

17. I have to admit that is funny.

While I do disagree with you, your approach in discussion is exemplary of how discourse should be.

Calling those here, who like me, are rooted in left-wing progressive activism "self-righteous ass-holes" (as someone did today) does not make any point at all.

Now, I would be truly magnanimous and give your OP a rec, but I just can't: I don't want carpal tunnel syndrome. ;-)