For anyone interested, Gempler's is having a sale on pitchforks.

[rateyes]

http://www.gemplers.com/category.aspx?cat=forks&s_kwcid=TC|4086|pitch%20forks||S|b|4070957515


Anyone know where I can pick up a good torch?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. In a pinch, you could get some tiki torches at a garden store.

I already have a pitchfork. I'm ready to go.

[tosh]

2. Thanks for the heads-up on the sale, LOL.

I believe the best torches are handmade by the bearer.

Ed. for better word choice.

[BakedAtAMileHigh]

3. I'm Feelin the Joe-Mentum

and I'm VERY good at setting things on fire.

[Individualist]

4. Where can we find a good deal on tar and feathers?

[rateyes]

5. Maybe we can pluck that Turkey, Reid, and use the feathers

on Liebershithead.

[Octafish]

6. I'm taking two.

Getting stocked up on tar and feathers, too.

[FrenchieCat]

7. Teabaggers are having a sale; two for one!

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Serf's Up !!!!!