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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:29 AM
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I got an idea on how to find Osama bin Laden - hire Dog, the Bounty Hunter
He caught Andrew Luster in Mexico.

He's a Christofascist.

That should give him a wet dream.

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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:30 AM
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1. Call him a dollar bill and every Repub will locate him in an instant.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:36 AM
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4. Then he'd be more lost than ever. With interest and nothing to show for it. nt
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:32 AM
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2. Or Stephanie Plum
she'd even make the hunt funny.
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certainot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:35 AM
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3. probly won't have to go much farther than texas
like some basement in crawford
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704wipes Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:38 AM
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5. Offer a tax-free life to anyone who can find him first
and point our troops in to kill his ass...
The right wing money daddys will be stepping on each others balls to do that...
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:41 AM
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6. Is this the face (and boobs) of American justice?
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:41 AM
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7. Turn off A&E
that shit will warp your mind.
Thinking OBL can be caught!HA!
If he could have been caught, Bush would have done it...oh wait, he could have.
Never mind.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:43 AM
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8. I suggested in late 2001 or early 2002 that they do a reality show made
up of teams of mercenaries and bounty hunters. Each team is allowed 10 "hunters" and the teams supply their own camera crews and provide their own security and support staff and equipment. The networks could rotate the airing of the show each week. The winning team gets $50,000,000 if they bring him in alive. The show would pay for itself and the cash reward. The sickos of society would have their entertainment and just imagine the sales of t-shirts and dolls and action ware.

Hell, if they offered 1 billion to the winning team who captured OBL to be tried it would have been cheaper than the wars of the last 8 years.

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