This Picture Tells Me Gonzo Survives...

[WillyT]

Could be wrong though...

:evilgrin:

[TwilightGardener]

1. "I wub you..."

[SammyWinstonJack]

45. ..

:spray:

[KansDem]

46. LOL! "...this much"

[BrklynLiberal]

2. puke. All his minions stare at him with that same sick look of adoration...

I saw pics of Condoleeza Rice looking at him the same way.



His minions just eat the bullshit he feeds them with a great big spoon.

[ingac70]

5. That is because he probably slipped her a length...

hence the reason she calls him her "husband".
Probably same with Gonzo.

[Stinky The Clown]

49. The woman in the bottom picture must be the dumbest one in the country

Delusional twit ......

[lligrd]

3. Do they purposely dress alike?

[BuelahWitch]

37. Yeah

[Poiuyt]

41. Do you remember "Soap?"

[Mabus]

54. ROFL

That's the first image that popped into my mind. :spray: :rofl:

[PDittie]

4. If they aren't having sex

then they sure ought to be.

[StarryNite]

21. That's the same way

that picture strikes me. I can practically see little red hearts in their eyes.

[Patsy Stone]

6. Alberto is teeny tiny. n/t

[Bucky]

20. Um, Bush is 5'11" so Gonzo, judging from that picture, is about 5'6" or so

That is, assuming they're wearing elevator shoes with the same sized heels.

[Missy Vixen]

23. Here's the six-foot-two Patrick Fitzgerald

chatting with a much smaller Gonzales.



Julie

[Patsy Stone]

26. For the record

So I don't get flamed, I'm teeny tiny (just under 5'). :)

Maybe I should have said he looks like he's thiiiiiiiis big?

[bleever]

60. How about "nasty, brutish, and short"?

Apologies to Thomas Hobbes.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

61. That would work

As long as you're talking about him and not me.

:hi:

[bleever]

65. Everybody knows

you're not nasty or brutish.

:hi:

[Missy Vixen]

66. Patsy, LOL!

I'm 5'4". It's a miracle I can even reach the top shelf!

Julie

[Manifestor_of_Light]

70. Julie, I can relate.

I'm five foot three, and my parents were much bigger than me. My sister, now deceased, was also small. I wore size 8s and 9s in high school and she wore 4s and 5s!!!

My parents were good sized people for being born in 1911 and 1921.

Dad was almsot six feet, and mom seemed to tower over me at about 5 foot 7.
And Mom's mom was about 5 foot 9 and her dad was six foot two.
Seem to get smaller by the generation. You got me as to why.

[DefenseLawyer]

25. Yes but

his flag pin is bigger than George's flag pin.

[Patsy Stone]

29. Nice catch!

And it's also entirely possible the photographer caught Gonzales in mid-genuflection.

[jillan]

7. Goonzo made a deal with the devil.

And there he is standing with the devil.

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. I wish I could quit you, Gonzo ....

Jeez, get a room already, would ya?!?!?!

[Botany]

9. They are so "doing each other"

So Mr. "I don't remember" and President unelected look @ each other like that?

[Cobalt-60]

10. It looks like another civil union

I hope they can keep their hands off one another until after the ceremony

[appleannie1]

11. Gonzo looks like

a smitten teenage girl making love eyes at her heart throb.

[driver8]

18. That's exactly what I was thinking...

He is pathetic.

[Snotcicles]

12. Touchy feely, touchy feely back-at-cha big buddy. nt

[hang a left]

13. They are laughing at us.

Don't you get it. "Suckers" is the word they use to describe the people.

AG is not going anywhere. He is the "dupe". Read about false flag terrorism (Webster Tarpley) and you will realize who is playing which role. They will never let him go.

They are in their bunkers. All the subpoenas of Miers and Rove will go USSC. Even if they rule against our all powerful executive they will NOT give up one damn thing.

It is too the wall folks. They will dare the Congress to come after them. THis is going to get very bloody.

[progdonkey]

14. isn't complete without the proper musical accompaniment...

Romeo and Juliet

[Rex]

15. Daddy!

nt

[bonito]

16. A pair of puppets

for http://www.trilateral.org/about.htm

[Aviation Pro]

17. Yep, you're wrong....

...Speaker Pelosi and Leader Reid will make mention of putting the "I" option back on the table and the deranged psychopath will fold.

[RufusTFirefly]

22. Hah! Gee, I hope you're right, but...

... I'm afraid you are dead wrong.

Bushie is raising the stakes on firing Gonzo. I doubt that my party will even have the spine to get Gonzo fired. But even if it does, that's really just a diversion. The "victory" of ousting a pathetic underling will placate some, but not me. Gonzo is just a cyst. Corporatism is the cancer.

[Aviation Pro]

31. Who says it will placate?

The next series of targets will be his girlfriends Rice and Hughes.

[RufusTFirefly]

35. I hope you're right

But the official story will be that Democrats and Republicans have identified the problem -- incompetence -- and provided the solution: Gonzo's removal or resignation.

There will be much slapping of backs and congratulations on how "The system worked."

Then we will move on to discussion of Anna Nicole's baby, John Edwards' haircut, and other truly important topics.

[wryter2000]

64. That's exactly what Coburn was asking for on Thursday

The typical sociopathic response..."I want to put this all behind me." He wanted Gonzo to resign so Bush/neocons/repugs could "put it behind" them.

[RufusTFirefly]

68. Exactly!

That's why I didn't start doing the wave (I hate the wave anyhow) when Coburn said it. It's wayyy too easy to write this whole thing off as incompetence and declare victory. The reason Gonzo sounded incompetent is because he was lying. He knew exactly what he was doing when he fired those U.S. attorneys.

[DinahMoeHum]

19. Bush = Quick Draw McGraw. Gonzo = Baba Looey

:evilgrin:

[DefenseLawyer]

43. No, if I remember right

Baba Looey was smart. But perhaps I don't recall.

[DinahMoeHum]

62. True enough. But he always looked up to McGraw, size-wise.

Appearances.

[TahitiNut]

24. "Oh, Pancho!!" "Oh, Cisco!!"

I guess ya gotta be old enough to remember Duncan Renaldo and Leo Carillo.

[WillyT]

28. I Am That Old, LOL !!!

Used to watch it on one of the three provided channels on my parents black & white, tube powered TV!!!

:silly:

[StarryNite]

36. Who?

Just kidding. I remember them too. That used to be good TV! Of course that was because we were too dumb to know any better. :rofl:

[WinkyDink]

39. Bwah! Boomer here! (I even had CK comic book!)

[TahitiNut]

47. (lol) I had CK "6-shooters" and costume.

He was a big deal for me as a kid - standard late-40s/early-50s 'cowboys and indians' generation. I liked his big hat.

[frogcycle]

75. hey, me too

i think I have a picture in an old album of me in that outfit

stick 'em up!
turn around!
git goin!

[Jack Rabbit]

44. Yep

Did you know Leo Carillo was over 70 when he did that series?

[TahitiNut]

48. Yep. I saw him in the older Saturday matinee (kids') westerns in '50-'53, too.

I loved Satuday matinees - movie, pop, and Halloway All-Day sucker all for 50 cents, plus the fun of walking 3/4-mile to and back with playmates all excited and talking about the 'heroes.'

[aaronbees]

27. Matching suits ....

Barf. :crazy:

[depakid]

30. Hell, watching CSPAN, it occurred to me that those two even talk alike

Except of course, that Gonzo can actually speak in coherent sentences. Usually.

[Orsino]

32. "I will survive."

That's a pretty slashy look. I don't want to wallow in harmful stereotypes, but the OP has a valid point. *'s faux-cowboy image is predicated on his never being seen to back down. It's fiction, of course, but White House strategists must have already weighed the consequences of keeping Gonzo or letting him go. All may depend on perceptions of public opinion, so his fate might be seen as in the hands of the media.

[madokie]

33. up chucking here

grossssssssssssssssssssss

[trof]

34. "We can fool SOME of the people ALL of the time. About 30%."

Alternate:
"We've got a secret. <giggle>"

[WinkyDink]

38. That picture tells me "No, no", but there's "Yes, yes" in their eyes.

[undeterred]

40. Maybe they'll get to share shower soap and a cell at Gitmo

Works for me.

[KansDem]

42. Do they dress together?

It looks like they dress together. And it looks like Gonzo's American flag-lapel pin is bigger than Chimpie's

[Gregorian]

50. It's the NeoNazi uniform.

GOP standard issue.

[Mabus]

55. Thanks to modern technology

they don't have to be in the same room to dress together. ;)

[wryter2000]

67. I'll bet

They call each other every night.

"What are you going to wear tomorrow?"
"Oh, I don't know. What are you going to wear?"
"I thought I'd wear the blue suit, but it makes my look hippy."
"Nuh-UHHHH. You look totally rad in that suit."
"Do you really think so?"
"Like totally. Didja see the way Karl was looking at you last time you wore it? He's so hot for you."
"Is not."
"Is, too."
"Not."
"Too."

[KansDem]

77. LOL

:spray:

As goofy as this sounds, why am I not so sure this doesn't really happen?

After the suit, they'll move onto the shirt...then the tie...then the shoes...etc. Then they'll have a tête-à-tête as to which one hangs up first:

"OK, I'll see you tomorrow!"
"OK..."
"...you can hang up now"
"No, you first..."
"No way, I hung up first last time."
"So, hang up first again..."
"NO, you hang up!"
"NO, you..."
"You...!"
"You...!"
"OK, if I hang up first this time, you have to hang up first the next two times...!"

I'm so happy the "adults" are back in charge...

[wryter2000]

78. That pretty much sums it up

:thumbsup:

[paparush]

51. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUmb

[BuyingThyme]

52. Being that they didn't take advantage of the VT window,

I don't suspect they're going to make the move any time soon.

[SoCalDem]

53. Aaaw.. they each wore the "secret tie"

Code for BFFL :)

[calimary]

56. As long as he stays, he stays around bush's neck - like a millstone.

So, actually, I'm okay with him not resigning. The more turmoil the republi-CONS are in because of jackasses like him, the better! Just keeps giving OUR people, and OUR numbers and OUR momentum more boosts.

Hang another anvil around their waists. Pretty soon they won't be able to tread water anymore.

[lonestarnot]

57. Oh you mean, no one has caught him giving him the BJ yet?

[hwmnbn]

58. "Tonight .... after pickles is asleep ....

let's hook up for some affirmative action" :evilgrin:

[Buzz Clik]

59. He's going nowhere ... unless it's to jail.

He won't resign, and Shrub will not fire him EVER.

[wryter2000]

63. Fine with me

If * wants to hang onto that anvil as he sinks beneath the waves, that's fine with me.

[Swamp Rat]

69. Here ya go:

:D

[WillyT]

76. LOL !!! - Thanks Swamp !!!

:hi::yourock::hi:

[burythehatchet]

71. "You're squuezin' it a little too hard, Al"

[Canuckistanian]

72. "Behind the shed at midnight, as usual?"

Who are we to criticize such a compelling love story?

[Rosa Luxemburg]

73. Who's a lovely boy then?

they are looking into each other's eyes!

[crappyjazz]

74. "I wish I could quit you"

:P