I'm calling in September 11th for work tomorrow.

[arcadian]

I just don't think I can face the day. I for got, then I remembered, then I for got, and now I remember all too well. I think it would be irresponsible for me to leave my borders or property line unguarded. Plus I saw some brown skin gentlemen drive by in a van earlier and I saw them again at the the local Food Lion, they were purchasing tortillas and Manishevitz, so I'm not sure what nationality they were. I'm gonna stay home to keep on the safe side. Never For get!

[bigjohn16]

1. We're going to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them here so no worries.

9/11!!!!!

[valerief]

2. No, we're gonna fight them in Afghanistan so we don't have to fight them in Pakistan.

What a pretzel war.

[knightinwhitesatin]

5. Snort

made me laugh

[LeftyMom]

3. Paco Rabinowitz shops at your Food Lion?

You should definitely stay home, Asian Woodcarvers and Larry King can't be far behind.

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. LOL!

:spray:

[inna]

6. i'm at a loss. what does this refer to?

i must've missed something. :shrug:

[ZombieHorde]

7. Funny. nt

[Individualist]

8. Be sure to add that you're TERRAfied.

[Canuckistanian]

9. Well, you're either with us or against us

Welcome on board, fellow terrifed citizen! :scared:

It's the American way (apparently).

[arcadian]

10. Your name certainly doesn't sound very Amerified...

Papers please.

[Canuckistanian]

11. But I'm American, eh?

Oops.....

[shadowknows69]

12. I have soiled myself.

And I suddenly feel kind of dirty for voting to end more American and Afghani lives. Not again.

[Thickasabrick]

13. LOL....K&R - Also loved the "TERRAfied" suggestion nt

[Individualist]

16. Thank you.

:) :toast:

[AndrewP]

14. LOL. Brown people like myself are scary!

Especially when we have funny names and stuff

[HarveyDarkey]

15. is it the...?