Lou Dobbs says a White House INSIDER said, "GONZO WENT DOWN IN FLAMES TODAY!"

[in_cog_ni_to]

:rofl::rofl: He's TOAST!

[Ian David]

1. If he's indicted, do we get to use "aggressive questioning techniques"? n/t

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

The old...

"Electrical cable against the soles of the feet" trick has a certain charm.

[TomInTib]

8. My favorite technique involves a mouse, a short length of aluminum conduit, and a Zippo.

Works every time.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

10. How does the mouse feel about that?

You're gonna have PETA comin' after you something awful.

[TomInTib]

14. Funny, I never asked.

But the mouse was never harmed.

I will tell you this, though. A man will do all kinds of weird stuff when he realizes that a mouse just ran up his ass.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

23. You're talking about introducing a rodent...

...into the rectal cavity of the Attorney General of the United States of America.

I... really don't have any further comment on that. :evilgrin:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

15. You specops types.

So much time on your hands for artistry and creativity. ;-)

[in_cog_ni_to]

2. Yes! May I recommend WATERBOARDING? n/t

[Mist]

4. As I mull over appropriate "aggressive questioning techniques" for Berto, I came up with this:

being in a locked room with an endless looping tape of his testimony today. By the 5,000th repetition of "I don't recall" he'll be a gibbering idiot. Oh, wait, he's already that. Well, by the 5,000th repetition of "I don't recall" he may actually be ready to recall something.

[rurallib]

9. Maybe Leahy should have strapped his nuts to electric cables

and every time Abu said "I don't know" he'd get a little help remembering? HOTTTT nuts.

[KamaAina]

12. "I don't recall"? Was he channeling Reagan?

:puke:

[rurallib]

6. Been thinking that all day - Jeez I'd love to so old Abu G testing

out a few of his approved "short of organ failure or death" techniques.

[oldtime dfl_er]

13. ding ding ding

We have a winner!!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/658010

[C_U_L8R]

3. Flames ?

[Sherman A1]

22. Love the pic!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :yoiks: :yoiks:

[blitzen]

5. Malveaux: WH insiders were "clearly shocked" by Gonzo's poor performance

i guess they haven't spent much time around him before

[rasputin1952]

16. I saw that...

my impression is that Gonzo will be in TX by the end of next week.

The man is as stupid as a stick.

Can you imagine having him as a lawyer, you'd spend 50 yrs for spitting in the street!

[The Count]

20. Heh, heh - he used to be so smart - what happened? Maybe stupid is catching!

[Duer 157099]

7. So... that Medal of Freedom is imminent then? n/t

[The Count]

21. on the night table, with the cab fare...

[SpiralHawk]

11. D'oh

You know Gonzo was truly pathetic if even republicons get it.

As for Commander AWOL, Bwa ha ha ha ha.

[The Count]

17. As a member of the MSM, Dobbs would know!

[Gloria]

18. But the former Asst AG from the Clinton Admin had to agree with the

Repuke advocate...that there was nothing illegal done in all this.....

This was on Hardball.

Tweety figures Bush wants Gonzo around to take the heat off Bush and everything else going on.....

So, in the real world, he would be toast.... but in Bushco world, he's probably still useful....

[The Count]

19. Who was that shill? I am so tired of pundits and sell-outs!