"The 100 Unsexiest Men of 2007" LOL

[Worst Username Ever]

Admittedly, I laughed out loud at #80.

http://www.thephoenix.com/article_ektid37388.aspx

The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 100-91
These guys couldn't turn on a radio
By PHOENIX STAFF
April 13, 2007 1:01:36 PM
Enormous beer guts. Embarrassing bowl cuts. Double chins. Mullets. With all of the ugly dudes out there — like that guy with the porno mustache sitting across from you on the Green Line right now — you’d think compiling a list of the 100 unsexiest men in the world would be easy. Like Paris Hilton easy.

But when it comes to sexiness in men, there’s so much more to it than looks. (If you don’t believe that, ask yourself how at least four dog-faced wretches could all claim paternity of a Playboy centerfold’s offspring.) Yes, so much of what defines unsexiness in men is behavioral. So in addition to poring over thousands of repugnant photographs of the planet's least appealing gents, overworked researchers at the Phoenix's underground Unsexiest Laboratory had to utilize a formula that also took loathsomeness into account.

And that made things a little more difficult.

But when the smoke cleared, there was one repulsive, poorly coiffed man standing alone atop Homely Mountain. Click below to find out the undisputed winner of this year’s Golden Gilbert, the trophy named in honor of last year’s unsexy champ, Gilbert Gottfried. Our 2007 #1 was the clear winner because he is both an ugly person and an unattractive man — the worst of both worlds!

To see who else made the unkindest cut, click below to get started. We advise, however, that you wait at least half an hour after eating your last meal, just to be safe. And if you feel so compelled, you can discuss the list and post your own in the forum.

[Bjornsdotter]

1. That was a shocker! n/t

[Raven]

2. Haven't looked yet but, this list will not be complete without

Wolfowitz! :-)

[Bucky]

3. So far Jessica Simpson's dad is the creepiest. But I'm only in the 60s so far

Glad to see you know who made it

[Horse with no Name]

4. This list is soooo wrong

but written with a liberal twist. I have to admit, I laughed and now I feel like hell.

<24> PHIL SPECTOR
Music legend

We still don’t know why Phil (allegedly) shot his girlfriend when he could’ve smothered her to death with his (alleged) ’fro. Whether he dunnit or he dinnit, there’s no disputing that Spector has long been the worst date in the music business. Ex-wife Ronnie Spector claims he beat her senseless in the ’60s; the Ramones claimed he held them hostage at gunpoint in the ’80s. Couldn’t anyone see where this was going?

[Patsy Stone]

10. This was picture gold right here.

:rofl:

[geardaddy]

5. #80

:rofl:

[formerrepuke]

6. These two are always good for a quick pick-me-up chuckle:

Bruce Vilanch


..and Phil Specter

[newyawker99]

12. Yikes! Phil Spector really went off the deep end.

[Worst Username Ever]

7. kicking my own thread

[live love laugh]

8. Good thread. Thanks for the laugh. n/t

[SeattleGirl]

9. That's a good one!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

11. Philip Seymour Hoffman

and James Gandolfini are hot. Sorry.