Great Satire On... Oh Wait, It's Serious? -- Well Time For a Good Old Fashion Book Burning!

[20score]

Halloween Book Burning Has NOT Been Cancelled!

Burning Perversions of God's Word

October 31, 2009

7:00 PM - Til

This event is not open to the public. Only our members and those by special invitation from the pastor are welcome. All others are tresspassing, this includes the media. Halloween Book Burning
Great Preaching and Singing

We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, ESV, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are
perversions of God's Word the King James Bible. We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contemporary Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , John McArthur, James Dobson , Charles Swindoll , John Piper , Chuck Colson , Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart , Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White , T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers , Brian McLaren , James White, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus , Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, Will Graham , and many more.

We are not burning Bibles written in other languages that are based on the TR. We are not burning the Tyndale, Geneva or other translations that are based on the TR.

We will be serving fried chicken, and all the sides.

If you have any books or music to donate, please call us for pick-up. If you like you can drop them off at our church door anytime. Thanks. 828-648-0213

If you would like more information about The King James Version click the links below.

What else is there to say?

http://amazinggracebaptistchurchkjv.com/Download99.html

[gordianot]

1. Wonder if they would like the new Conservative Bible when it is finished?

[Fuzz]

9. That one will be the same just IN ALL CAPS to make it more true.

[suede1]

17. LOL! What is about wingnuts and their caps?

[Jackpine Radical]

2. Someday they're gonna have to rename their church

when they find out that hymn was written by the captain of a slaving ship who rejected his past.

[Suich]

3. That's just bizarre!

K & R!

:hi:

[NYC_SKP]

4. "We will also be burning Satan's music such as... southern gospel , contemporary Christian..."

And Books by Billy Graham, Rick Warren...

:rofl:

"...We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contemporary Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , John McArthur, James Dobson , Charles Swindoll , John Piper , Chuck Colson , Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart , Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White , T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers , Brian McLaren , James White, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus , Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, Will Graham , and many more."

:rofl:

[grace0418]

5. "soft and easy"

:rofl: what the fuck is soft and easy? Sounds like a Pilsbury product.

[NYC_SKP]

14. It's the Devil's work I tell ya, that "soft and easy" will corrupt your brain!!!

:rofl:

[ihavenobias]

6. Wow. n/t

[kestrel91316]

7. What's the point, if they don't burn all the Halloween candy, too??

The demons are in the CANDY!!!!!

[Orsino]

8. "All others are tresspassing, this includes the media."

At least they have the decency to be ashamed of themselves.

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. " and serving fried chicken"....

what, they are going to have skewers and chicken chunks over the bonfire of books?

[Berry Cool]

16. It's like I said before:

"Sinner, sinner, chicken dinner."

[XemaSab]

18. You forgot BOG!

:P

[Roland99]

11. And this isn't satire? They're burning right-wingnut fund-a-mental books, too

[LeftyMom]

19. Presumably they're not fundie enough or not fundie in the right way.

KJV-only fundies are ignorant enough that even the other fundies can't stand them. Besides using the wrong translations, they're probably pissed at all those other writers for being on the wrong sides of various fundie debates such as pre-/mid-/post tribulation rapture, the "age of accountability", the role of women in the church, what contraception (if any) is allowable and for what reasons, etc.

Some of them might also make the cut for being obvious grifters. Fundies are surprisingly good at catching this in teevee preachers and amazingly bad at noticing their own pastor's cushy lifestyle.

edit: Oh, and KJV-onlyists are usually some kind of Baptist. As such, any of those writers who are part of a Pentecostal denomination or influenced by Pentecostal practices and beliefs such as speaking in tongues and "spiritual gifts" are also going to be not the right kind of fundie. That'll account for a few more.

[frogmarch]

12. Why do they hate Benny Hinn? Sure, he's

silly and....on wait, I was thinking of Benny Hill. Never mind.

[20score]

15. Damn good.

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. My favorite bit: "We are a church but nobody is welcome"...

"invitation only"

[old mark]

20. Religion is a real force for good.

Wait till they start burning the people they disagree with, rather than just the books. Again.

mark

[comrade snarky]

21. I hope nobody accidentally catches on fire

Cause that would be sad.