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[Ardent15]

[Rick Myers]

1. "We represent the loppy pop guild, the lolly pop guild!"

[mcar]

3. I thought the exact same thing

:rofl:

[polichick]

7. Make that the "lobby pop guild" nt

[tabatha]

2. "Why should I give up all that lolly?"

[polichick]

4. "Come on. Do I look like a puppet do you?" nt

[Whisp]

5. I immediately heard chattering squirrel sounds when I saw that pic

at first glance.

seriously.
:rofl:

[Whisp]

6. "If I were a poor man....." clap clap

[rhett o rick]

8. I heard that he is in the dog house with his mistress because she caught him saying "Aetna" during

sex.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. "McCain's ass was about this wide, and was it ever sweet"

[bluescribbler]

10. "Just trust me."

:kick: & R

[JBoy]

11. Invisible Insurance executive ass

[DearAbby]

12. SUCKERS.

[spanone]

13. 'my head is directly up the insurance industries collective ass this far, and i just love it'

[Journeyman]

14. Backpfeifengesicht . . .

German compound word for a 'face that should be slapped'

In common use it means something to the effect of "A face badly in need of a fist" meaning this is a person that needs to be punched. Alternate translations list the given action as "slap" rather than "punch" or the given weapon as "crowbar" rather than "fist".

h/t to Norman Lear:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/norman-lear/ibackpfeifengesichti-lieb_b_336738.html

[chollybocker]

15. "They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!

They're just waking up,
I know just what they'll do.
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,
then the Whos down in Whoville
will all cry, 'Boo Hoo.'"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. "Why should I give a fuck who suffers?" n/t

[MerryBlooms]

17. I'm melting ...

What a world, what a world ... thank goodness for my government health care plan ... screw the rest of you.

[NecklyTyler]

18. When I first got my hands around the concept of fooling all the people all the time, I was ecstatic