George W. Bush: "Man, my life has changed!"

[AndyA]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33489350/ns/politics-washington_post/

Yeah, ours too, asshole. You, your family, and your cronies profited from the "change" your dirty deeds wrought on the world, and most of us are still suffering from it.

My only hope is that justice will be served, and you will pay for your crimes against humanity.

[Bucky]

1. You know who don't change? The thousands of dead you left in your wake.

[Bucky]

2. Recommending, because I want everyone to see what a shit he is.

.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

3. He's still alive?

I thought his liver would have failed by now. :eyes:

[tavalon]

4. No, not really shrubbie,

you're still an asshole.

[glitch]

27. I first read this as shrubble, which seems appropriate. nt

[JHB]

5. How has his life changed?

Now he pooper-scoops after Barney,

Before he pooper-scooped after Dick.

He still doesn't do anything useful. Only his address has changed.

[Bucky]

7. Actually it's the American taxpayer who ends up pooper-scooping after the Bushies

[Canuckistanian]

6. His whole life has been a series of easy "changes"

God and the Carlyle Group protect and look after idiots.

[KharmaTrain]

8. The Shitstain Is Already A Failed Ex-President...LOL

The good thing is this turd with ears is no longer anywhere near Washington and his "legacy" is the worst of any ex-president I've known in my lifetime. While Raygun and even his poppy were knocking down speeches for $100g a throw, the manchild is lucky to get $4.95 and has to share the stage with Terry Bradshaw. :rofl:

I'm with you in holding hope that not only boooosh but the real brains behind his criminal enterprise are brought to justice in the World Court. Meanwhile he sits at home playing his Nintendo and away from the nuclear football. The "booooosh legacy" is secure...the biggest disaster of a presidency ever...and we're just assessing the damage.

Thank goodness boooooshie boy is keeping his trap shut rather than spewing the bile his real boss does. But he doesn't do this by choice...fact is no one wants anything to do with him...including rushpublicans who also consider him a failure.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Yup, Ya said it.....+ 1

[KharmaTrain]

10. Heya Opi...

Things are sure better today than it was a year or several years ago...

:hi:

[opihimoimoi]

35. My wife and I are in hysterics re the downfall of Bushies/GOP legacy and current 18% moot level

:hi:

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Gepetto Cheney cut the strings to his puppet, now he's been changed?

Evil runs in his family.

[Soylent Brice]

12. holy fuck:

"Bush, who is writing a book about the dozen toughest decisions he had to make, used much of his 28 minutes onstage to talk about lighter topics such as picking out a rug design for the Oval Office that reflected his 'optimism'."

:puke:

[AndyA]

22. Really, that's about where the limit of his responsibility should have ended.

Picking out the rug in the Oval Office. Job done, next!

(There may be some truth to that...that's probably when Cheney took over for the next 7.5 years!) :(

[corpseratemedia]

13. he doesn't have to hide his drinking

= change he can believe in

[bdamomma]

14. why is this man still walking around free? and making money?

[lazer47]

15. Hang in there George, the big change is yet to come,,,,

[peacetalksforall]

16. It's never too late to make more money = for a speaking a speach of all things..

;o )

[spanone]

17. fuck him then, and fuck him now.

[varelse]

18. Tough crowd

"He is just a normal guy! He wasn't the best speaker. But I was happy to see him!" said Lubbock salesman Patrick Kruger, 50.

"I kept looking for a teleprompter, but I didn't see one," said Joanne Ryan, 35, a financial adviser in the audience who noted, "I know the media makes him out to be an idiot," but he seemed genuine and "down-home."

Ryan said Bush seemed more comfortable speaking now than he did as president.

In the crowd of real estate agents in suits, housewives in jeans, students and senior citizens, Chris Clarke, 25, a salesman from Dallas, stood at the back. Like many people, he said that other speakers were better — Colin Powell was his favorite — but he thought Bush was good. In fact, he said, it could turn out that Bush may be more suited to motivational speaking than being president. He said when Bush misspeaks, it sounds "incompetent if you are president. But here it can be inspiring. It makes him seem like a regular guy, no better than me."

He's still the guy they'd have a beer with.

[TornadoTN]

19. They are trying to rebrand his image

This is just a marketing ploy by the GOP to try to reinvent the Bush name & legacy by trying to go back to the 1999/2000 image of "he's just a regular guy". They'll try to say that he was dealt a bad hand and under tough circumstances, he did what he had to do.

Get ready, we'll see this a lot more in the coming months. Possibly for Jeb to get back into politics without the albatross of his brother being as bad as it once was.

[Vinnie From Indy]

21. yep

the Bushies are not done with trying to get one of their own in as Pres.

[Arugula Latte]

31. We must never let another Bush become president. Never.

That family is the worst in this nation's history. They have had their hands in many nefarious projects over the year. They are pure evil, from Prescott the Nazi Enabler to Poppy & Babs on down the whole sordid, inbred line.

[AndyA]

23. Yeah, just ignore the years 2001-2008, folks. It didn't happen.

No failure to protect America on 9/11/2001.

No failure to respond after Hurricane Katrina.

No spying on American citizens in violation of the law.

No outing covert CIA agents during a time of war.

No doubling of the deficit in 8 years.

No illegal wars, based on lies that have cost billions of taxpayer dollars and thousands of U.S. soldiers lives, and tens of thousands of innocent people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

No appointing inappropriate/unqualified people to positions of importance and power.

No secret Energy Policy that allowed $4+/gallon gas prices and record oil company profits (friends of Bushco).

No ruining America's reputation around the world.

Just forget it, folks. It didn't happen. Bush is the same great guy we all loved so much as Governor of Texas, where he put to death more death row inmates than anyone else at the time. Great Christian! Family man! No drug problems! Successful business man! Comes from a great American family, who has served the public well for decades!

:puke:

If there's a God in heaven, they will not be able to re-write this man's legacy. A FAILED legacy, a disservice to America. A traitor. A coward. A disgrace.

[mitchum]

38. Idiot America justifying their own idiocy...

I hate those people so fucking much.
And that hatred is well deserved.

[City Lights]

20. Fuck you, George!

:wtf: is he doing giving motivational speeches? It pays to be born with a silver spoon up your nose, eh Gee Dubya?

You've destroyed everything you've touched, and a trail of slime follows every step you take.

If you had to rely on your own talent rather than your Poopy's name and connections to succeed, you would be walking the streets begging for a handout right now.

You are nothing.

Go fuck yourself.

[ThatsMyBarack]

24. Best reply yet!

:thumbsup:

[Ilsa]

25. "...a thesaurus was a big scaly creature that roamed the planet millions of years ago ..."

Many people interviewed afterward said they liked Bush, perhaps even because he wasn't the best speaker of the day. He could have said a thesaurus was a big scaly creature that roamed the planet millions of years ago and they would have applauded. Yeah, that's about right for most of them. But someone forgot to add that Jesus was riding the thesaurus.

[GoCubsGo]

26. Mine, too, Shitboy.

Directly in thanks to you and your minions, my job is gone, my career is shot, my health is deteriorating, I am about to lose my home. Off to figure out what stuff I have to sell...

Motherfucker.

[glitch]

28. Wait for iiiiit -- there is no statute of limitations on war crimes shrubble. nt

[AngryAmish]

29. Rachel destroyed this outfit last week

She rightly pointed out how this was a stupid speaker organization for stupid sheeple who pay a lot of money to listen to morons like Bush.

[AndyA]

32. I've been to several "events" like that in my life, and didn't enjoy any of them.

It's impossible for people to be that perky 24/7, and I hate phoney baloney people.

When I read about some of the activities at this event, it brought back all the bad memories. We all know Bush is hardly an interesting speaker. In fact, the most interesting part of his speeches in office was counting how many mistakes he would make.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

30. Here's the part that really made my head literally frigging spin:

"I don't see how you can be president without relying on the Almighty.

Now when I was 21, I wouldn't have told you that, but at age 63, I can tell you that one of the most amazing surprises of the presidency was the fact that people's prayers affected me.

I can't prove it to you. But I can tell you some days were great, some days not so great.

But every day was joyous." That, he attributed, to the prayers of others.

[AndyA]

33. So all the loyal Bushies were praying for good things to come his way, and

everyone else was praying that the nightmare known as The Bush Years would end. I guess that explains the good vs. bad days. Obviously, his bad days greatly outnumbered the good ones. But he doesn't like to think of the bad days, he just drinks them away...

[rvablue]

34. Sure has. He went from Commander in Chief to a snake oil salesman on the self help circuit.

Fitting. Pathetic.

[bamacrat]

36. What trails can he ride on without getting mobbed?

I live very near him, well kinda within a 20 mile radius but still. Would like to boo him a the least.

[Martin Eden]

37. Here is my FUCK YOU poem to GW (what I'd say to him)

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself

But that is much too kind

Because if you could perform that feat

You’d take pleasure in your behind



I’d like to say eat shit and die

But you deserve much more

You should suffer all the grief and pain

Of your misbegotten war



Though I can never make you feel

Or think, or understand

I’ll take solace when you hear your name

Cursed throughout the land



From inside a lonely prison cell

Dark and bare and cold

Where every day you pay for your crimes

Till you’re sick, heartbroken, and old



And when you finally leave the earth

You fucked over oh so well

If there is a God and afterlife

You’re going straight to hell.