Scooby Doo.. Harmless cartoon or satanic path to homosexuality

Sky Masterson

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Sun Oct-25-09 08:11 AM
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Scooby Doo.. Harmless cartoon or satanic path to homosexuality

Edited on Sun Oct-25-09 08:19 AM by Sky Masterson

This is a cut and paste from a Facebook account I started to mess with right wingers.
The crazy is well,crazy (I thought I'd share this brilliant dissection) :sarcasm:
enjoy!
Nicholas Carter. One doesn't have to look too far to see why the homosexual community
was so quick in adopting "Scooby Doo." The cartoon is chock full
of decadence. It really doesn't take a theologian to see that each
character in the cartoon series represents a perverse member of society.

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Nicholas Carter.There is "Shaggy," a skinny junkie who is always sleepy, hungry, and paranoid. If you look closely enough, you can actually see the needle marks on his arms where he would inject a liquified form of "scooby snacks" which were really nothing more than a mixture of cocaine and heroin. Shaggy would even feed the dog (which is G-o-d spelled backwards and an occult way of referring to Satan) these cocktails as well. At times, Shaggy would be so high, he would even think the dog was talking to him.
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Nicholas Carter.Thelma, the little bull-dyke, represents the feminist movement. Hollywood makes everyone's job easier here because they never try to hide the fact that feminists are nothing more than ugly-looking women with glasses who are always reading books and bossing people around. Our lone Christian mole in Hollywood tells us that executives were even considering talk show host and human hippo, Rosie O'Donnell, for the role of Thelma.
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Nicholas Carter.In the character of Fred, we are subjected to a cartoon depiction of the typical homosexual male. His choice in clothing alone is enough to raise the eyebrows of any concerned Christian parent. Further evidence exists in his lack of interest in the character of Daphney, a female prostitute along for the ride who never has anything signficant to offer the group other than a harlot's smile and, sadly, unclothed cartoon legs that Landover Baptist Youth Director, Richard N. Moff, reports, "cause arousal in young boys even before they reach puberty."
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Nicholas Carter.The characters of "Scooby Doo" travel in a van (an enclosed vehichle suggesting deviant activity occuring within) from town to town looking for ghosts and witches and consulting with people who are familair with spirits. It's always been a carefully packaged television program that introduces innocent young children to the occult. I could go on about countless Christian horror stories where grown adults fall prostate on the altar of Jesus and plead His precious blood over addictions to homosexuality, witchcraft, beastiality, drugs, prostitution, cartoon pornography, and liberalism that can all be traced back to being seduced by the Scooby Doo cartoon series as a child, but entire books could be written on the subject.
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