Nation's Morons March On Washington State

[DainBramaged]

With random cries of "Enough is enough," "Do something now," and "Huh?" thousands of the nation's biggest morons descended on Washington State this week, some 3,000 miles from their intended destination of the nation's capital. The march, which had no discernable goal or message, and no official organizers, began at approximately 8:45 a.m. in front of what the morons called the National Mall, but was actually the courtyard outside the Olympia Public Library. "More government accountability, and transparency, and accountability!" shouted grade-A moron Tammy Caldwell, 37, addressing no one in particular. "On behalf of me, and all the who came here today, listen up, greedy Washington fat cats: We're not going anywhere until each and every one of our voices is heard."


"To the Lincoln Memorial!" added Caldwell, pointing to a nearby monument dedicated to the memory of Washington State governor John Rankin Rogers. Following a stop at what the morons believed to be Arlington National Cemetery, protestors reportedly marched east on State Avenue, south along Plum Street, paused bewilderedly when they failed to see the Reflecting Pool at the intersection of Union and Plum, and then found their way back to State to begin their march over again. While authorities maintained that the gathering was largely peaceful and most of the fires were set purely by accident, demonstrators appeared visibly angry about a range of topics, including war, peace, food, music, money, baseball, cars, the people following them around as if this were some kind of rally, siblings, animals, plants, colors, and movies.

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Clearly moved by the marchers' plight, both houses of the United States Congress announced Wednesday they had begun work on a $3 trillion piece of legislation that would completely overhaul the nation's education system.

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Damn...for a minute I was really proud of my former mossbacks.

edit to add.....
from the aritcle

"Throughout the day, the number of protesters grew to include not just morons, but more than 6,000 nimrods, 3,500 dunderheads, and approximately 12,000 of the biggest fucking dipshits known to man."

MY kind of people !!!!!
:woohoo:

[DainBramaged]

2. I just HAD to put some Friday Funnies on GD

With the HCR and the death of Soupy Sales, I thought it appropriate.............

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. Soupy Sales is dead??????

:cry: :cry:

[lysosome]

4. That's way cool! There's a picture of all of seattle proper's republicans in one place.

If that many people showed up in a tea-bagger march in Seattle, half of them are probably being Ironic.