my little bag of spiders"
Ten million bloody plastic eyeballs
Hello, Chinese factory worker! Thank you for my little bag of spiders
By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/10/21/notes102109.DTLMy first impulse was the little bloodshot eyeballs.
At least a bag or two of them, maybe 100 tiny plastic eyeball toys that were actually little bottles of bubble-blowing soap (hey neat!), but then I realized I bought some of those for my Halloween party last year and they weren't all that great, a bit of a dud really; the tiny bubble-blowing ring thing didn't really work, the soapy goop leaked all over and you pretty much had to give up after a few tries and go back to your drink, as you thought, "Dammit, why can't someone make a decent, tiny, bloody eyeball bubble-blowing toy in this modern day and age?" Which is, when you think about it, sort of weird.
I also passed over all the "creepy" motion-activated candy bowls, the cheesy light-up black cats and the full-sized plastic skeletons. Mostly I stuck with the basics, a couple bags of shredded cotton "spider web," a bunch of plastic spiders, some black and silver tinsel stuff and, OK fine, one bag of marble-sized plastic skulls. Because you can never really have too many tiny plastic skulls. I mean, obviously.
Last, but not least, I loaded up my gaping Target shopping cart with nearly a dozen of those ridiculous pumpkin carving "kits" that are probably worth about 34 cents but costs $4 because you're a sucker and it says "Pumpkin Masters" on it and claims to be "America's Favorite," and when you serve alcohol and everyone's laughing and half naked and well lubricated, you want to have as many cheap plastic serrated knives that break in about two minutes as you can find. I mean, obviously.