DU is SO Much Meaner! (Mad Lib)

[NeedleCast]

When I joined DU in _________ everyone was so __________ and __________. These days, its seems like everyone just wants to talk about ________ and no one can do it in a ________ manner. I've been called ________ and _________ so many times I've lost count.

I want a return to the good old days of _________ when everyone was __________. So many good posters like _________ and _________ have left us to be replaced by __________.

Now, DU is to ___________. If everyone would just totally agree with my crazy ideas on __________ and realize that __________ is so wrong, things would be __________. I pay no attention when the admins point out, __________ of times that DU is pretty much the ___________ as it was in _________.

You should all listen to me because I am a ___________. Further, features like un'rec have resulted in ________ being silenced because their opinion is _________.


There ya go. Go get it out of your __________'ing systems

[Robb]

1. Welcome to DU!

[KharmaTrain]

2. Bravo...

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

...but you forgot the part about being "unrec'd" :rofl:

[NeedleCast]

10. Damn, how did I miss that

Added a sententce for Unrec!

[woo me with science]

3. LOL! nt

[Sabriel]

4. I had my 7 y.o. do it, which seem appropriate right now

When I joined DU in __July______ everyone was so __hot________ and __sweaty________. These days, its seems like everyone just wants to talk about _food_______ and no one can do it in a __fun______ manner. I've been called __Mom______ and __Freddie_______ so many times I've lost count.

I want a return to the good old days of _kindergarten________ when everyone was _poopy_________. So many good posters like _Star Wars________ and __Star Trek_______ have left us to be replaced by _Transformers_________.

Now, DU is to _hungry__________. If everyone would just totally agree with my crazy ideas on __computer games________ and realize that _my sister_________ is so wrong, things would be _perfect_________. I pay no attention when the admins point out, __??________ of times that DU is pretty much the ___same________ as it was in _my dream________.

You should all listen to me because I am a _second grader__________.


There ya go. Go get it out of your __crankybutt________'ing systems

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. Please hand your work in at the end of the period:

When I joined DU in a state of inebriation everyone was someone and no-one was anyone. These days, its seems like everyone just wants to talk about nostalgia and no one can do it in a recursive manner. I've been called to the bar and late for dinner so many times I've lost count.

I want a return to the good old days of the Mesozoic when everyone was a small, furry vole. So many good posters like Your Country Needs You! and Big Brother Is Watching You have left us to be replaced by Get a Brain, You Morans.

Now, DU is to Free Republic as sirloin steak is to ________ (5 points; please use a no. 2 pencil). If everyone would just totally agree with my crazy ideas on stilts and realize that loving you is so wrong, things would be what they used to be. I pay no attention when the admins point out, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times that DU is pretty much the way, the truth and the life as it was in beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end.

You should all listen to me because I am a walrus.


There ya go. Go get it out of your vot'ing systems

[Zomby Woof]

9. "Rat gristle"

[MilesColtrane]

13. a fruitbat frenulum

[Johonny]

6. I love me some Mad Lib

When I joined DU in _September__ everyone was so _Summery_ and _Warm. These days, its seems like everyone just wants to talk about _penis length_ and no one can do it in a _missionary_ manner. I've been called _Poophead_ and _berni_mccoy_ so many times I've lost count.

I want a return to the good old days of _BUSH ERA_ when everyone was _PATRIOTIC_. So many good posters like _the guy that used a lot of smiley faces bitches love smiley faces_ and _Jesus_ have left us to be replaced by _Covert CIA agents pretending to be antivaccers to kill the poor_.

Now, DU is to _Autumny_. If everyone would just totally agree with my crazy ideas on _9-11_ and realize that Pot Smoking cures Baldness_ is so wrong, things would be _Like that episode of cheers where they beat Gary’s Bar_. I pay no attention when the admins point out, _the internet is a series of tubes that get clogged a lot_ of times that DU is pretty much the _same place that left you with that fresh feeling_ as it was in _Springtime_.

You should all listen to me because I am _not gay I love my wife_.


There ya go. Go get it out of your _internet(s)_'ing systems

[lpbk2713]

7. That was so good that now you'll have to prepare another standardized form/template.

I'm sorry but that's it. I've had all I can take. I now must leave DU because _______

[NeedleCast]

11. Slow day at work, I may work on a form letter for GBCW posters

[8 track mind]

8. i'll bite

Here you go:

When I joined DU in 43 B.C., everyone was so seductive and odd. These days, its seems like everyone just wants to talk about coil springs and no one can do it in a loving manner. I've been called frumpy and cute so many times I've lost count.

I want a return to the good old days of the 60's when everyone was high on 'Ajax'. So many good posters like Deleted Message and Tombstoned have left us to be replaced by 8 Track Mind.

Now, DU is to much like deer guts on a trailer hitch . If everyone would just totally agree with my crazy ideas on 'Hot Wheels' and realize that life is so wrong, things would be odd. I pay no attention when the admins point out, .0000870123 of times that DU is pretty much the upper class flop house as it was in 1643.

You should all listen to me because I am a do-nut eating twit.


There ya go. Go get it out of your calibrating systems


(edited for more absurd-ness)

[begin_within]

12. Using a random word generator

When I joined DU in _appendicitis_ everyone was so _derelict_ and _sacrificial_. These days, its seems like everyone just wants to talk about _buns_ and no one can do it in a _tangential_ manner. I've been called _spherical_ and _monolingual_ so many times I've lost count.

I want a return to the good old days of _mulligatawny_ when everyone was _torpid_. So many good posters like _hosannah_ and _gesundheit_ have left us to be replaced by _oink_.

Now, DU is to _decompose_. If everyone would just totally agree with my crazy ideas on _urine_ and realize that _wassailing_ is so wrong, things would be _underslung_. I pay no attention when the admins point out, _jejune_ of times that DU is pretty much the _hallucination_ as it was in _purgatory_.

You should all listen to me because I am a _delicacy_.

There ya go. Go get it out of your _whirligig_'ing systems

[NeedleCast]

14. This is my favorite so far

that's some excellent randomization. The combination of appendicitis, derelict and sacrificial as the first three words takes it.

[Cal Carpenter]

15. Excellent

K & R

[MilesColtrane]

16. How about: "Go ahead Skinner, ________ me right the fuck now!"

[Nye Bevan]

17. If *only* they would bring back "Ask the Admins"

I don't understand why Skinner is unwilling to spend a mere 4 hours or so per day patiently explaining why your post broke the rules and was deleted while the other guy's post was fine. DU was a land of milk and honey when "Ask the Admins" was open.

[tavalon]

18. It wasn't so great for the admins, I would think.

[NoPasaran]

19. Oh Kay

When I joined DU in The First Primary War everyone was so deranged and passionate. These days, its seems like everyone just wants to talk about high fructose corn syrup and no one can do it in a pleasant manner. I've been called DLC douchenozzle and pompom pom pompomaran so many times I've lost count.

I want a return to the good old days of sex threads when everyone was nekkid. So many good posters like Cuban Liberal and Padraig18 have left us to be replaced by Zozosmom.

Now, DU is to tolerent of posters who don't understand the difference between "to" and "too". If everyone would just totally agree with my crazy ideas on Fifty-four Forty or Fight and realize that the Mac operating system is so wrong, things would be tolerable. I pay no attention when the admins point out, plonk of times that DU is pretty much the reverse as it was in The Year One.

You should all listen to me because I am a blogger, dammit. Further, features like un'rec have resulted in goofballs being silenced because their opinion is idiotic.

[8 track mind]

20. Did you just make a reference to Spike Mulligan and the Goons?

Pim pom pom pom pom