Un-muddy a Monday . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Fed Dreck is saying, "Listen, America, I'm rolling up my sleeves and getting to work today. . . . Finding the Marxists Czars, pointing out the Fascists in the White House, exposing the pedophiles in the Education Department, the terrorists in the State Department, the counterfeiters and embezzlers in the Treasury. . . . Yes sir, America, we got our work cut out for us this week."

[YOY]

1. Bill Maher said it best "The special needs nephew of Rush Limbaugh"

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[no_hypocrisy]

2. Before I got married, I dated this woman, and man! You had to have seen her . . . .

[Catshrink]

3. "Look, I know the white tee-shirt looks stoopid but

if I didn't have it on, I'd be exposing my Jesus Jammies and that's a no-no."

[skip fox]

4. "It's not McCarthyism to point out the truth.

It's not witch-hunting to realize what these mad-men and women are doing. It's not wrong, America, to find the cowardly anti-American forces aligned with Stalin, Marx, Hitler, and Satan in our government. . . , McCarthyism, please!!! . . . I wish my critics would stop name-calling."

[skip fox]

5. "America, what's wrong with a Justice of the Peace not marrying

a mixed-race couple. . . . He's not a racist. . . and you don't have to take my word for it. After all, he said so himself! . . . . He was just worried about the acceptance of the children. . . . He's a public official, after all. . . . What in the world gives these librals the right to call him a racist? . . . I've always thought that they're racially prejudiced against principled poeple, and this proves it!!!"