If you could sit down and talk with that Cambodian jungle woman, what advice would you give her?

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Assuming you could find a common language, what would you tell her about the world and what advice would you impart?

[HappyWeasel]

1. Be prepared.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Wouldn't tell her a thing

but I would try, probably through meditation, to give her some semblance of peace of mind and try to communicate to her that her family loves her.

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

3. Hide.

[Fridays Child]

4. What Cambodian jungle woman?

More information, please. :)

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8. Here's one of the news articles about her...

http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/01/19/cambodia_jungle_woman_yields_no_clues/

Many more articles about her are at:

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=&ie=UTF-8&ncl=1112821636

[KG]

5. go back!

[Stuckinthebush]

6. I'd say, "Dude!"

"Go back to the woods! This is one f-ed up world!"

[Gman]

7. Join the union

[Bjornsdotter]

9. You can't

...wear white shoes between Labor Day and Easter.

Cheers

[blues90]

10. I would be the one asking advice .

[InvisibleTouch]

11. I would say run, don't walk....

...back to the jungle. And furthermore, I would go with her.

[fgarciava]

12. Jungle Woman?

'Take a shower' most probably and 'brush your teeth' wouldn't hurt either..

[newyawker99]

20. Hi fgarciava!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Captain Hilts]

13. Don't root for the Cubs, they'll just break your heart. nt

[Karenina]

14. Rather than assumiming superiority

as the OP implies, I would ask HER questions.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Be sure to cancel the papers next time.

Your front porch is a mess.

[Bluebear]

17. ...

:spray:

[Bluebear]

16. Tupperware will stretch your food dollar, particularly in the monsoon season.

And of that didn't work, I'd say, go back to the jungle and take me with you.

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. And we'll come out when the last Bush is gone from the face of the earth

[not_a_robot]

19. I would tell her...

That people are often self obsessed and will do many irritating and unnnecesary things entirely to get you to see them. When I came out of the woods after only months of being alone I was shocked at how shallow and vain people were. How they create stress for others and try to dominate and manipulate others. I might even add that 'go back' If it's really sustainable.

[newyawker99]

21. Hi not_a_robot!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast: