Tax cuts will save the world

[Cyrano]

And if you don’t believe it, just ask a Republican:

Want to end world hunger? Cut taxes.

Want to cure cancer? Cut taxes.

Want to stop homelessness? Cut taxes.

Want God to love you? Cut taxes.

Want to bring an end to crime? Cut taxes.

Want to do away with poverty? Cut taxes.

Want everyone to own a mansion and a yacht? Cut taxes.

Want to be filthy rich? Cut taxes.

Want a return to “the good old days?” Cut taxes.

Want a perfect life? Cut taxes.

What the hell is wrong with us? The Republican Party is giving us the answer to all the world’s problems, yet we’ve thrown them out of office. Oh well, give them another year or two. Their message will get through to the masses and they’ll be back in office -- cutting taxes.