***Cast your vote for January DUzy of the Month***

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Poll question: ***Cast your vote for January DUzy of the Month***

Welcome to the DUzy of the Month poll for January. Vote for your favorite below. Voting will close around 7 PM EST on Tuesday, January 30. If you don't see your favorite here, well, start your own awards. Congratulations to this month's nominees!

Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD.

On a thread by specimenfred1984:

I'm confused, was Gerald Ford hanged?

response #5 by JohnnyRingo:

Though they say that was Saddam with a noose around his neck....
I saw him fly a jet into the World Trade Center a few years ago, and he walked away from that, so don't count him out.

GD, December 30, 2006: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=3006304

On a thread by Bluebear:

Theologian in a major lather over "African American Xmas Dinner"

response #8 by charlie:

Good grief
What does he think an ethnic dinner is, but a chance to show others how it's done back home? What does he imagine goes on...

"Welcome to the 2006 African American Christmas Dinner! And, as promised.... HERE ARE THE NEGROES! Give 'em a big hand, show your appreciation. Alright! Alright, take a bow guys, thanks for coming. Now, I know the rest of you are raring to tuck into those turkey loaves and jello molds, so... dig in. ENJOY!"

No, wait. He's probably thinking it's an all-black affair. Bereted, bandoliered Black Panthers sitting down to a meal of Solidarity Squash and Class Struggle Cabbage. No Whitey allowed.

Whatta loon.

GD, December 31, 2006: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=3011753

On a thread by pstokely:

What will happen to the fake ranch after 2008?

response #38 by LeftyMom:

Lacking Dubya to defend it, it'll be overrun by brush, which will expand and overwhelm life on Earth
See, you all had a chance to assist him in his God-ordained mission to save us all from freedom hating mesquite, and you chose instead to make fun.

Too late will you realize your fate, when our brambly overlords gain their rightful place and mulch us all.

GD, January 1, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=3017578

On a thread by IanDB1:

Charlton Heston sued by neighbors over mudslide

response #1 by rfranklin:

They better watch out...he has a gun!
He just can't remember where he put it.

GD, January 6, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x3056886

On a thread by FitzmasAgain:

What if Saddam's body double was hung instead?

response #1 by Bucky:

Well then he's done a fabulous job and deserves a fat Christmas bonus.
Way to "hang in there," Abdul!

GD, January 7, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x3064169

On a thread by Spinoza:

Amsterdam To Dedicate Statue To Prostitutes

response #7 by Maine-i-acs:

$5 to see it, $10 to touch it
Anything else is a la carte.

GD, January 16, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x3132230

On a thread by RamboLiberal:

Gibson called Obama's long-known cigarette smoking a "dirty little secret"

response #5 by MindPilot:

They are just going to go freakin' ballistic when they find out Obama
is black.

GDP, January 18, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3063005

On a thread by Virginia Dare:

Floridians, what's up with my girl Katherine Harris?...

response #2 by porphyrian:

She's been recycled into her component cosmetics. - n/t

GD, January 21, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x3169539

OP by jgraz:

Lieberman leaving humanity
Joe Lieberman Leaves Human Race, Forms Independent Species

Facing increasing opposition from within his own species, Joe Lieberman announced yesterday that he was giving up his membership in Homo Sapiens Sapiens and forming his own primate subgroup.

The new species will be known as Homo Josephus Liebermanus, or "Homentum" for short.

While it is somewhat unusual for a sitting Senator to switch species, the move was not entirely unexpected. Lieberman had been signaling his intentions for some time by engaging in such patently inhuman behavior as quashing the Senate's Katrina investigation and threatening a filibuster in support of increased troop levels in Iraq.

Members of the small Congressional Human Caucus expressed regret that Lieberman chose his current action. "We had hoped that Senator Lieberman would find a way to remain human for the duration of his term," said Senator Russ Feingold, one of the caucus' few remaining members, "but in the end, Joe just found it too difficult to reconcile his personal goals with continued participation in the human race."

For his part, Lieberman remained steadfastly upbeat about the change. "This new biological designation represents a willingness on my part to remain independent from the constraints of accepted human behavior," said Lieberman in a prepared statement. "I look forward to working across the aisle with other primates such as bonobo chimps, gibbons and Trent Lott." Lieberman then formally launched his new species with a brief male dominance display and a ceremonial tossing of his own poop.

GD, January 21, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x3171162

On a thread by tinfoilinfor2005:

I've been out of the country for one week: Can I have a one sentence synopsis of what I missed?

response #18 by OPERATIONMINDCRIME:

One Sentence? Ok.
Bush blah blah blah blahzee Nancy blinky Cheney no blinky Webb kick assey, block tool no morey, Baby Einstein Apocalypty, Libby no tell truthy, Hillary DU no likey, future still be scary.

...Ok. Maybe not a sentence. But shit, we ain't gettin graded on this right?

GD, January 25, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x41688