BREAKING: Cruithne issues terse statement on Moon Bombing

[dave29]

"Proceed"

About Cruithne: Cruithne is a quasi-satellite of the earth, dubbed "Earth's second moon" it is actually an asteroid in a horse-shoe orbit around... ok I am losing you. Suffice to say, Cruithne sees the writing on the wall, and knows it may very well become our next moon. Just ask Pluto, Astronomers are flakey like that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3753_Cruithne

[SpiralHawk]

1. What does Cthulhu say?

I shAll take nO action, noR entertain any thought (DEEveAnT or oThErwiSe) about this mOOn bOmBinG until I am so directed by Cthulhu.

[Javaman]

5. don't tell me, I may go insane!!! nt

[damntexdem]

8. Cthulhu wants that water.

So he's against the U.S. moon bombing, because the water should be saved for Cthulhu.

And it's not wise to rile Cthulhu.

[AngryAmish]

10. Won't the noise speed the wakening of Cthulu?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Cruithne would loving nothing more than becoming number one

I don't trust it at all.

[dave29]

4. I don't trust anything with an irregular orbit

my parents raised me with that one credo above all else

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Like mom says, "Trusting an irregularly orbiting extra-planetary obect is like trusting a rapist

with a sleeping woman."

[redqueen]

3. Divide and conquer.

Anyone surprised? We have our satellites working against each other now. What's next? The rest of our solar system? Other galaxies? Will no one end man's inhumane treatment of the universe?

[tyedyeto]

7. I've been hearing some rumors that even further out in space.....

some of the constellations are looking into ways to retaliate.

Orion is tightening his belt and sharpening his arrows and is teaming up with Sagitarius.
Massive amounts of fire may be coming out of Draco's mouth.
Auriga's chariot will be providing some of the transportation to the conflict.
And to top it off, they will be sacrificing Virgo so that they may be the victors in the conflict.

It ain't over yet folks.

[damntexdem]

9. But it's just dawning on Aquarius.

So it'll be a while before we hear from that quarter.

[AsahinaKimi]

11. Oh Maw Gawd....

I just hope the Klingons don't get involved...or we are all toast! Where is James T. Kirk when you need him? Oh..thats right.. He's not born yet...!!!!