BREAKING: Moon threatens to retaliate for moon bombing by blocking out the Sun on December 31st!

[ddeclue]

and says it will strike again 4 more times in 2010.



BWA HA HA!!! I have you in my power NOW puny earthlings!

:hide:

Damned terrorist moon and its weapon of mass obscuration!

http://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse.html

:rofl:

[Behind the Aegis]

1. LMAOI!!!!

:rofl:

[csziggy]

6. !

[sasquatch]

2. *rimshot*

I know this is fun buy belongs in the lounge

[BlooInBloo]

3. I heard it's going to make all of the women bleed soon, too! We've really done it now, folks.

[piratefish08]

4. I knew it. I FUCKING KNEW IT!

I warned you al to not fuck with the moon. You didn't listen. You never fucking listen!

NOW look what you've gone and done.........

[dave29]

5. THIS IS TEH LAST STRAW BOMB THE MOON NOW!!1@@!@

Friday after sunset works for me too.

[paulsby]

7. what does marvin the martian think of this?

"I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus."

that was his statement on blowing up the earth fwiw

[tammywammy]

10. .

[brendan120678]

15. He doesn't give a damn about our moon...

he's a Martian. Shouldn't he be living on Mars?

[paulsby]

25. i do recall more than one incident

of him on the moon.

maybe he vacations there.

the sea of tranquility is nice this time of year

[BrklynLiberal]

8. Glad to see the little guy fighting back!!!!!!

[ellie]

9. That moon is such a stupid jerk

Stuff it moon!

[Captain Hilts]

11. Oh, shit! We've pissed off the Moon! And it's the ONLY one we've got!!!

[GreenTea]

12. But how can the moon do that, it's dictated in a forced, preset predetermined movement I just don't

see how the moon can retaliate even though it probably wants to?

[paulsby]

14. things

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy

:)

[GreenTea]

22. I see what you're saying,.....

The moon is going to get help outside our solar system. It makes perfect sense. I realize now one must know and be aware of rouge planets and anarchist moons outside our system that will come aid & support OUR moon no matter what.

[SIMPLYB1980]

13. LMAO!

That's it no holding back now!

[thelordofhell]

16. "Leave Moon-any Alone!!"

[Wilber_Stool]

17. I suppose you thought

Gidney and Cloyd have been sitting on their asses for the last 48 years.

[scheming daemons]

18. "and I'm going to wipe out your sandcastles TWICE a day!"

...so don't even build them, beachgoers!

[ddeclue]

30. Building sand castles is just sheer lunacy!

:rofl:

[Sky Masterson]

19. Brilliant!

:thumbsup:

[Soylent Brice]

20. i fucking love DU.

:popcorn:

[Ruby the Liberal]

21. Well, if its going to go rogue, we need to hit it again in its special spot

that will split it in half and release the moon milk.

[Warren DeMontague]

24. Only if NASA wants to go for an NC-17 rating.

That doesn't sound very family friendly.

[ddeclue]

28. Would that make it a BLUE moon?

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

38. Sing with me, now

"Bow b-b-b-bow b-bow b-bow bow b-b-bow b-b-bow bow b-dangy-dang dang a-dingy dong ding"

[ddeclue]

40. :D

:D

[Spike89]

34. Can you make ice cream out of moon milk?

Someone promised me a mile high ice cream cone in a moon thread yesterday, but couldn't tell me anything about cone specifications (I like waffle, er no I like cake, well waffle is tasty). Which cone goes best with spilt moon milk ice cream?

[Ruby the Liberal]

39. Well hell. If we can't, then isn't this just another exercise in futility?

:(

[Warren DeMontague]

23. Didn't you hear? December 31st has been moved to Jan. 3rd.

After we disrupt the tides and cause the ocean currents to stop flowing with this brutish LCROSS mission, Halloween, Xmas and NYE will all need to be rescheduled.

[Regret My New Name]

36. Just so those brutes at NASA could reinforce their manhood by shoving their phallic missile

into our lady moon.

[karynnj]

26. I guess you could say that they are issuing a sanction depriving us of sunlight

[Dr. Strange]

27. Bullshit.

You're being lied to. That translation of the Moon's speech was provided by Marvin Manson. Sound familiar? Probably not, but get this: Marvin's brother is Albert. That's right, Albert Manson. The man who helped Ronald Reagan take care of his horses on his ranch. People, this is all a prelude to launch yet another illegal war.

The Moon does not hate us. The Moon does not want to destroy Israel. The Moon was not involved with 9/11 (despite what the MMIHOPers say).

You're being lied to about the Moon!

[damntexdem]

29. Oh, who cares on December 31st? We'll all be too drunk to care.

And if it lingers until January 1st, we'll appreciate the darkness -- the sunlight would only make our hangovers worse.

[moondust]

31. And the tides, man.

Don't forget the tides...

[ddeclue]

32. I'll make your rivers flow BACKWARDS... TWICE A DAY!!

:rofl:

:hide:

[AsahinaKimi]

33. Oooooooo noooooooooz!

wait...
that changes nothing, San Francisco is usually under fog all the time anyway... We never see the sun.

[Regret My New Name]

35. I knew something bad was going to happen. Stupid assholes at NASA.

[pipi_k]

37. It's also going to make sure

every day of the week is named after itself....


Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday





aughhhhhhhhhhhhh

:scared:

[nadinbrzezinski]

41. Great photo too

[ddeclue]

42. .

[nc4bo]

43. I'm sorry for the people who refuse to enjoy the free laugh these lunar posts provide.

Comedy releases a ton of good endorphins into the body. Something I'm sure we all could use these days.

:rofl:

[mdmc]

44. --

:)