Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?

[MattBaggins]

Would I get arrested if I went to town hall or public meetings with dildos strapped into gun holsters? I live in NY if anyone knows the laws for this state.

[tosh]

1. I don't know but....

:rofl:

[MNDemNY]

2. Arrested? maybe, convicted? doubtful.

[paparush]

3. PLEASE post pics if you do this. nt

[Soylent Brice]

41. +1

:rofl:

[question everything]

82. +2

[donheld]

105. +3

[donheld]

106. I'm stuttering

[lamp_shade]

4. Go for it.

[Ineeda]

5. LOL

:wow: that would be a hoot!

[piratefish08]

6. Can you pass a background check? If not, you might have to go to a Dildo Show

to pick them up in a private sale........



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ddeclue]

61. DUZY!! ALABAMA: Gun shows yes - Dildo shows NO.

:rofl:

[MajorChode]

66. There's no 2nd amendment for dildos

[XemaSab]

73. It's only bare arms that are protected

:(

[MajorChode]

83. I thought it was armed bears

[Initech]

108. No waiting period at the dildo shows!

[RKP5637]

7. Too Funny!!! LOL n/t

[HelenWheels]

8. Best idea yet

I got a good laugh out of this post. Go for it.

[peekaloo]

9. Why not? No chance of an accidental discharge.

Safety first.

[hlthe2b]

10. In some states sale of sex toys is illegal (Alabama is one, I believe)

As ridiculous as that sounds... you may want to check it out depending on where you live...

[Stephanie]

28. Not in NY

Are you kidding me? I worked in an office in the Village that was between the Pleasure Chest and Fantasyland - that's how we gave directions. For hipsters, we have Babes in Toyland. :)

[smoogatz]

35. Toys in Babeland, isn't it?

[Princess Turandot]

98. Now just Babeland..(pic)..

Don't know why.


94 Rivington Street (Photo: mine.)

[Stephanie]

101. You are correct

I'm not a regular customer! :)

[hlthe2b]

39. Had the OP originally stated what state he was in, I would not

have responded. It is, of course, well known that NY is not one of those regressive puritanical states that invokes such "morals" laws.

[1955doubledie]

31. SALES of sex toys is different from WEARING sex toys

Even then, would it still be illegal if the sex toys wore clothing? :shrug:

[hlthe2b]

38. Duhh...... I am not defending regressive puritanical laws..

But, the OP would be wise to check into it.

[MajorChode]

51. Sex toys can be used as a deadly weapon

http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=3789

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

84. To the tune of "Oh Susana"

"I come from Alabama with a dildo on my knee"

[BlueJazz]

11. I suppose you could do it but there would be a crowd of Women after you.

Most of them would want to beat your Ass. :) :)

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. You'd run the risk of attracting certain GOP elected officials.

[ehrnst]

90. BWAHHHAAA!!!

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Loaded or unloaded?

That's the question.

[MattBaggins]

16. As the guy from NH so aptly said

"what kind of idiot walks around with an unloaded dildo?'.

[TheCowsCameHome]

96. Good one!

:thumbsup:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. Please. Do it. Post pics.

[MattBaggins]

17. I really really really want to but I have two little girls

and I don't want to have to explain to them what the dildos are.

[muriel_volestrangler]

103. Look on the bright side: if this site lasts another 15 years, or Google or something archives it

and you tell your girls you posted here, they're going to be falling about with laughter when they find this. :D

[Gman2]

15. I was cupid, at Marriot grand ballroom, new years. with a dildo arrow, and a bandolaro of dildo eras

ers, and I had dick and balls suckers, for the women that were good sports. Wimgs and diaper. Great fun.

[undeterred]

18. What's a didloe?

[TheCoxwain]

46. Is that a trick question?

[undeterred]

65. It sounds like something for

diddling on the down-low. :hi:

[lunatica]

19. Do it and get back to us

I personally want to see a photo of it so make sure you take a friend with a camera.

Just tell everyone it's you practicing free speech. I bet eventually you'll win.

[jakeXT]

20. I like the bike version

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/household/

[Warren Stupidity]

21. onely if u kan spel dildos

[dmallind]

64. Actually the "e" is acceptable alternate usage.

http://dictionary.reference.com/cite.html?qh=dildo&ia=ahd4

[jakeXT]

94. it was didloes first

[MineralMan]

22. Well, I don't know what a didlo might be, but

I don't know of any laws against them.

[seabeyond]

23. arent dildos against law in texas. the men dont like the competition, grinnin

i think they are but they sell them calling them something else, or something. not sure.... what the law is. or if that law was recently overturned. would be interesting to do here in texas.

penis = dildo = gun..... hm

[dysfunctional press]

27. i don't think that they're illegal to posesss- just to sell.

[seabeyond]

30. ahhhh. thanks. i know they have a loop hole somewhere though.

but thanks.

[1955doubledie]

33. So, if I held a garage sale, and had a tub full of dildoes

It'd be okay if my sign said "Free -- take one!"? :think:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

87. The Texas Dildo Law is history.

It was overturned by the Texas SC on Feb. 13, 2008. After some fuss and muss the appeal to the decision was dropped later that year. :D

[seabeyond]

89. hoo yah.... lol. thanks for letting me know. nt

[Vinnie From Indy]

24. Tell everyone your "Dildo the Kid"

OR, you could get a buddy and go as Butch Cassidy and the Dildo Kid

[SIMPLYB1980]

25. LOL!

[JBoy]

42. "Dildo, the kid from outer space"

"DILDO!"

[dysfunctional press]

26. why would you be arrested? dildos aren't illegal.

[MajorChode]

45. They are in Texas and in Floriduh

http://freestudents.blogspot.com/2007/05/sex-crazed-cops-arrest-dildo-sales.html

http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=3789

[dysfunctional press]

56. illegal to SELL- not illegal to posess.

big difference.

plus- the op isn't either of those states.

[MajorChode]

57. Know of any good illicit dildo dealers in Lubbock, Texas?

I need a good one for self protection.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

85. Hey! Not Texas anymore! The Texas Dildo Law Went Limp!!

As of February 13, 2008 the Texas SC overturned the Texas Dildo law.

That was a very good Valentines day. :D

[Autumn]

29. Is the message that you are

getting screwed? Who will be at the town hall, republican or Democrat and what is the purpose of the event? And will you be posting pictures?

[RoadRage]

32. Yes, but you have to call them "personal massagers" instead of Dildo's..

Then you're fine. It's all about the marketing!

[merh]

34. I don't think you would be able to clear the metal detectors used at the entrance of

the buildings you'd need to enter if you used battery operated models, but that's just a guess. :eyes:

[smoogatz]

36. You probably wouldn't get arrested

but you might get some dates...

[Historic NY]

37. Pictures we need pictures.....in a sense they aren't weapons.

[Canuckistanian]

40. Is it against the penile codes in NY? n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

91. They're called toys for twats here in West Bye Gawd...

RE:the OP...would those be fully automatic assault dildos?(like the Twat teams use)

[hedgehog]

43. I think you're on to something here, but for real effectiveness, you

need to come up with something that is child safe and funny as hell. You want to make the gun wearers look silly without any distracting discussion about appropriate display of objects most people use in private.

It would also have to be something absolutely harmless. People aren't allowed to take signs on sticks to rallies lest someone use the stick as a club. That might rule out light sabers. Squirt guns are a no-no because some asshole will fill his with vinegar, so the next jerk will upgrade to something more harmful.

[Cleita]

44. Make sure you have a permit to carry if you do.

Oh? What's that? You don't need a permit to strap on a dildo? Well, carry on then.

[Dr. Strange]

47. Hmmm, strapping dildos into gun holsters?

I have great hopes for Project Armadildo.

[Blue_Tires]

48. IN

[slackmaster]

49. I don't know you, but that sounds like an excellent idea

Just do it.

[JohnnyLib2]

50. No opinion, I just want to be on this thread!

:rofl:

[Hugin]

52. Finally, a bus to the Lounge.

They really need to improve the mass transit system here on DU.

Thanks.

[dmr]

107. Not a bus. Mr. Garrison's gyroscope, "IT"

Edit: That's suppose to be John Travolta riding "IT"!

[and-justice-for-all]

53. If you can pack a gun, then surely you can pack dilidos..nt

[RetroLounge]

54. Would you, Please?

Pretty please! And take pics!

RL

[Initech]

55. If dildos are outlawed only outlaws will have dildos.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

58. Be careful. If you have a holster and an object in that holster...

Someone might mistake the object for something more nefarious than a dildo. Honestly, most people would expect a gun to be in a gun holster - so reaching for a holster might require scrutiny on your part.

Just be careful when you reach for or draw your meat missile... :P

[ellie]

59. Yes, please take photos

[lumberjack_jeff]

60. So long as you're not trying to conceal carry them...

[leveymg]

62. Beware those who say they want to "share your buzz." Otherwise, fine.

Or, don't. That might be even better. :evilgrin:

[jeffbr]

63. Dude, go hi-tech. Wear an ipod vibrator too:

[felinetta]

67. It would definitely make the news and show up of the nut cases. Can you imagine the Repub leaders?

[callous taoboy]

71. I'd expect the Repubs would be a little turned on.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

68. I would expect a 'public indecency' charge of some sort

Much like disturbing the peace, reckless driving and disorderly conduct there are probably no bright-line definitions.

So if a cop doesn't like it, that's what it is.

Whether you would be convicted is another matter.

(Or, more precisely, whether your conviction would stand up on appeal.)

[Initech]

69. You can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

[callous taoboy]

70. Bwah Ha Ha

[Javaman]

72. I love GD threads that ride the fine line of potential lounge threads!!!

Best thread today!!!

Cheers!!

[Blue-Jay]

74. You're going to need two of these:

[Deja Q]

75. IBTMTTL, IBTL IBTD, IBTO...

:rofl:

[NoPasaran]

76. Ask this guy

I think this picture was actually taken at an event in NY.

[OswegoAtheist]

77. No more than 5, and if it's a political statement.

235.00 Obscenity; definitions of terms.
The following definitions are applicable to sections 235.05, 235.10
and 235.15:
1. "Obscene." Any material or performance is "obscene" if (a) the
average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find
that considered as a whole, its predominant appeal is to the prurient
interest in sex, and (b) it depicts or describes in a patently offensive
manner, actual or simulated: sexual intercourse, criminal sexual act,
sexual bestiality, masturbation, sadism, masochism, excretion or lewd
exhibition of the genitals, and (c) considered as a whole, it lacks
serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value. Predominant
appeal shall be judged with reference to ordinary adults unless it
appears from the character of the material or the circumstances of its
dissemination to be designed for children or other specially susceptible
audience.Text

§ 235.10 Obscenity; presumptions.
1. A person who promotes or wholesale promotes obscene material, or
possesses the same with intent to promote or wholesale promote it, in
the course of his business is presumed to do so with knowledge of its
content and character.
2. A person who possesses six or more identical or similar obscene
articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.

Oswego "http://public.leginfo.state.ny.us/menugetf.cgi" Atheist

[anigbrowl]

78. I guess so, but put condoms on them first.

[asdjrocky]

79. I think you should do it.

I think you should do it right now.

[rug]

80. Conceal them.

You'll find a spot.

[PreacherCasey]

92. hahaha

:spray:

[LeftHander]

81. You could maybe settle on one....

preemptive :groan:

[iceman66]

86. Why would you want to do such a thing?

[MattBaggins]

95. To show the gun hugger and gun strokers how silly they are

Now I am a fan of the 2nd amendment and am in no way a gun grabber; but like religion, I keep whether or not I own guns as a personal issue. My father and everyone in my family owns various firearms as do most of my friends. I used to reload rounds with my father as a kid and went hunting and fishing with him regularly. I spent 6 years in the army and actually really enjoyed all the various weapon systems I got to play around with up to and including sending real missiles after real tanks. What I have no need to do though is to walk around with guns strapped to every piece of free space on my body to impress and/or instill fear in others.

I would do this at a political event just as a kind of slap in the face to gun stroking idiots like the NH guy.

[Hissyspit]

102. Guns = phallus.

[Lance_Boyle]

88. if they can be displayed in store windows in a municipality, you should be OK

if they can't be displayed in the local adult store windows, then you're likely to get in trouble (public indecency?) for displaying them.

[Joe Fields]

93. It may depend on the calibur of dildo.

[Gabi Hayes]

97. holster your weapon(s). NSFW:

matthewdillon.com/funnies/DildoCostume.jpg

add the ''http://www.'' (without the quotes) to the beginning

[Deja Q]

99. Get that rubber chicken some viagra, stat!

[BuyingThyme]

100. The dildo suit's all the rage right now, but you might want to wait 'til the leaves turn.

[Snarkoleptic]

104. Should prolly add some butt plugs just to balance thing out.

Also, see if you can get funding/media support from Steely Dan.
Such a stunt would be right up their alley and you might even be included as artwork on their next album.

[Initech]

109. You might want to check out this store while you're at it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-Kh1oJSGE

[Bobbie Jo]

110. I love you, man!

:) K&R