If the FReepers' prayers come true and civil war erupts..

[Roon]

How will everyone know who's on what side?

[NoPasaran]

1. I think we have dibs on blue again

[gatorboy]

21. That's right. Commie Red for the right.

As usual.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

22. Hell no. Plaid.

[Regret My New Name]

25. Like golf pants?

[tekisui]

2. Bumper stickers?

Baseless judgment of appearance?

Don't worry, it won't come to that.

[NJmaverick]

3. If you hate America and all it stands for

you're a Freeper

[d_b]

4. we're shirts

they're skins

[Gman2]

9. I say we do like ancient greeks. Show our packages. Then, bomb their Enzyte factory!

[madinmaryland]

24. Do you really want to go there...

:puke:

[Renew Deal]

5. mullets

[Gman2]

6. Dude, read MY thread, we have them pinned down in a spiderhole.

[conscious evolution]

7. If you are not white

freepers will consider you to be on the wrong side.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

8. Gravy-stained beards/No gravy-stained beards

Both sexes.

[NoPasaran]

13. Isn't it true that some religions consider gravy to be a sacrament?

[Ineeda]

15. only in the South. n/t

[NoPasaran]

23. That's because NASCAR Jesus served biscuits and gravy at the Last Breakfast

[thunder rising]

10. clue: wrapped in a flag, "The New Conservative Testament" in hand

singing "God Bless My 'Merica"

[Champion Jack]

11. Look in their Mom's basements, you can't miss 'em.

[Gman2]

12. We'll know their uniform, when they finish editting the rambo Jesus bible.

[Gman2]

14. Scratch that, I have theri three contenders.

[C_U_L8R]

16. Follow the trail of cheetohs to their man-caves

can't miss 'em

[Altoid_Cyclist]

17. Make everyone make and wear a badge that says "moron" on it.

The RWers will be the ones that spell it "moran".

[donco]

18. spelling test nt

[Zoeisright]

26. +1

That was my first thought.

[MineralMan]

19. Cheetos stains will serve...

[sui generis]

20. it'll be the militias

and everyone else. If you aren't wearing camos from wal-mart and a rambo headband you're on the wrong side.

:silly:

Civil war, I want to see what a freeper thinks a "war" with the U.S. government would be like. I'll happily paint big red exes on their roofs to help settle the domestic insurgency as quickly as possible, and volunteer for firing squad detail when it's over.

[Swamp Rat]

27. The drooling give them away.