My state has a gubernatorial candidate who admits to having had sex with farm animals.. Series!

[Fumesucker]

Mind boggling as it may seem, this is an absolute fact.

Welcome to red state hell..

http://www.independentpoliticalreport.com/2009/04/georgia-candidate-for-governor-admits-to-bestiality/

Georgia candidate for governor admits to bestiality

In Georgia, the Creators’ Rights Party candidate for governor is creating quite a stir by admitting to the fact that he’s had sex with a mule, men, and a watermelon, among other things. He has done these things even though he advocates a strongly anti-gay agenda. Here is an excerpt from the candidate, Neal Horsley, appearing on the Alan Colmes Show:

“Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…”

AC: “You had sex with animals?”

NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.”

NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”

AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…”

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and “and I don’t think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I’m saying?”

Horsley said, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”

[thunder rising]

1. So, he's a ho-mule-sexual?

[Fumesucker]

3. Bada bing, bada boom..

:evilgrin:

[Tim01]

16. Funniest thing I've heard all week. Kudos. nt

[Gregorian]

26. Well he's obviously an ass.

Where's the dunce corner of DU?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

33. That's a great one! lol!

[bertman]

36. ho-mule-sexual.

:rofl: :rofl:

Actually, I believe that's derived from "whoa-mule-sexual", thunder rising. "Whoa" meaning don't walk away, Sweet Thang.

[babylonsister]

2. "...your first girlfriend is a mule."

Oh my, that's so sad it's funny!

[NoPasaran]

4. A cheap date, to be sure

[fasttense]

5. I grew up on a farm and I have a farm right now.

And I guarantee you that no one is having sex, or ever had sex, with my animals.

This guy is sick and needs help.

[Fumesucker]

6. This is a red state..

There is no help unless you become part of the government.

Hence his run for governor.

:evilgrin:

[DefenseLawyer]

39. Another farm boy checking in

And no, I never made it with the livestock either.

[SheilaT]

7. He's implying that all

males will have sex with anything that holds still long enough.

If that's really true then all men, well, I don't even know where to go with that thought.

However, I don't really believe that all men are really like that. Just some. And this guy is far too creepy, unenlightened, and ignorant to be running for governor.

[malaise]

8. I guess he thought s hors(l)ey

would have been incestuous :evilgrin:

[MineralMan]

9. The kinfolks said, 'Move away from there!'

[lunatica]

10. It's OK. He asked the mule first and she agreed so it's consensual

[TxRider]

41. Or rather it didn't kick him across the barn... It must hve consented

ROFL

This is awfully funny.

[Ineeda]

11. Colmes should have asked him:

If what you say is true, that, “You experiment with anything that moves...If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it." So even the men on the farm weren't exempt? Men? Really?

[Renew Deal]

12. I can understand a mule, but a watermelon?

:shrug:

It doesn't fit the warm, wet, vibrating criteria. :shrug:

[Fumesucker]

13. Eh, if it's been out in the sun in a patch, it's warm..

And you can supply the vibration.. ;)

[Renew Deal]

14. You obviously grew up on a farm in Georgia

:evilgrin:

[Fumesucker]

15. Not on a farm..

But there are lots of places to find watermelons around here.. :)

[CreekDog]

17. Maybe this is why God made mules sterile

:think:

[JohnnyLib2]

18. The demographics on who votes for him will be fascinating.

:shrug: :crazy:

[wroberts189]

19. He should be the next Republican nominee for president!

With Palin by his side.


knr

[Robyn66]

22. PLEASE OH PLeASE

I would donate SOOO much money to start that campaign off! :rofl:

[wroberts189]

23. As dumb and stupid as they are I don't think they are that.. well I will just shut up :) nt

[NNN0LHI]

20. And his name is Horsey?

:rofl:

[wroberts189]

21. The poor animals...

Are there not laws against this thing in Georgia?

[and-justice-for-all]

24. Mule rapist..what a sick bastard..nt

"You people are so far removed from the reality" :crazy:

[Initech]

25. Oh. Won't somebody please. Think of the children.

:eyes:

[derby378]

27. Farm animals...fresh vegetables...farm animals...fresh vegetables...

Listen closely to the vocoder in the background of Blah Blah Cafe. Maybe Horsley (what a terrific name for this horndog) should adopt this as his campaign theme!

http://www.amazon.com/Zoolook-Jean-Michel-Jarre/dp/B000001ZS8/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1255014959&sr=8-13

No offense intended towards Jean-Michel Jarre. I am a major fan of Zoolook.

[southernyankeebelle]

28. OMG - I want to see republicans say Oh no you didn't -

[Stevepol]

29. If GA were a democracy, this guy would have not the slightest chance.

But in GA, with the vote counted on unaudited Diebold/Premier machines, this could be a first for the country.

A lot of factors could enter in as to whether or not he wins, but the actual vote is not one of them.

[The Straight Story]

30. Here is his pic: "I'll fuck anything that moves!"

(Frank Booth, Blue velvet for those who did not get the reference)

[seabeyond]

31. are men tired yet of the "all men" to validate perverted or corrupt behavior of others.

kinda like all women spend mens money. pisses me off. but much rather that accusation than fucking a mule, or screwin around on mate (a recent thread from a long time duers, all men do. didnt like the fact only 20% men were screwin around on mates)

[susanr516]

32. K & R

Because I am so relieved to find out he's not from Texas. We already have enough batshit crazy people running for Governor.

[Morning Dew]

34. A mule diddling flag burner - wow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABTjyOxXo70&feature=related

on edit:

maybe not the best clip - kinda graphic.

[LeftishBrit]

35. Maybe they should elect the mule as governor. Probably has more brains.

[bertman]

37. "WAS a fool." No, you ARE a fool.

Creator's Rights Party.

Mule Fuckers of Georgia. Maybe Rick man-on-dog Santorum was talking from personal experience.

[TxRider]

38. At least he is honest

[YoungAndOutraged]

40. WHY does he have to be from Georgia??

We have it bad enough as it is...


A watermelon? A WATERMELON... This is the type of guy who keeps Rule 34 going. Too bad he's on the wrong side, and, you know, admitting stuff like THIS, or else he'd probably be a good comedian... Maybe...

[TexasObserver]

42. Stump broke

Apparently, it's NOT a myth.