Obama to scrap his Czar program and is now going to have Tartars. Pic.

[Botany]

Their job will to be to ruthless enforce his socialist / mafia / liberal / muslim agenda.

Fox News is job # 1, followed by the "teabaggers," and then the Freepers living in their
mothers' basement. Joe Wilson and Louie Gohmert are also targets.

They have sworn an oath to Obama & Rachel Maddow too.

[hobbit709]

1. I'm holding out for Khans.

[Botany]

4. The wrath of Kahn ..... strong stuff

No. No, you can't get away. From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

[Warren Stupidity]

23. Yes Wee Khan!

[Canuckistanian]

8. "Sultans" would be cool

Just to hear the sound of heads asplodin'

[Uben]

2. They make good sauce!

Love it on shrimp!

[Botany]

3. Hey I am Series about this and you bring up shrimp cocktail?

[liberal N proud]

5. Seriesly

[madrchsod]

6. i read on the internets that he has secret ninja force to deal with his enemies

[TorchTheWitch]

7. emperor, caesar, kaiser

So many monarchs... what to choose, what to choose...

[Botany]

9. potentates maybe?

As long as they send forth their army of ACORN thugs to rig elections and beat white men.

[TorchTheWitch]

As long as there are crowns and coronations

so we get a national holiday... with snacks. There must be snacks or the whole thing is just a frivolous waste.

[Botany]

15. Oh O.K. ..... but you got to wear your "imperial robes"

[TorchTheWitch]

19. I believe this falls under cruel and unusual punishment

Officer! Officer, arrest that man!

drool, drool, dribble, drool

I think perhaps it would also be considered unconstitutional... except we have monarchs now so the Constitution is on the spindle in Bush's bathroom (assuming he doesn't shit in the woods).

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. Obamers, maybe?

Remember: Change !

[Warren Stupidity]

11. Very difficult ot get rid of tartar.

Especially potato tartars.

[SoCalDem]

12. Why not Vikings? or Visigoths or Huns?

they have feelings too :)

[mopinko]

13. pharos. clones pharos.

i read it on the internets. the whole family is cloned pharos. if they can do that, you know they have a whole army of them camped in the bowling alley.

[TorchTheWitch]

14. pharaoh could work - their crowns are not quite as impressive though

And there should be impressive crowns. There really is no point if there is no impressive crown.

However, an extravagant sceptor might be a remedy... it would have to be really quite extravagant though.

[mopinko]

18. come on now. they had a lot of gold.

although pyramids on the mall would get out of hand pretty quickly.

[AngryAmish]

16. Not Tartars, but he needs Cossacks

In medieval times the Russians strained under what was known as the Tartar yoke. The Tartars were really the Golden Horde of the Mongols. They were initially animists then went over to Islam. The Tartars insisted on taking the firstborn males of each family and many females as well...or else they would invade Russia again. This is traditional at the time how Islamic societies dealt with their non-Islamic neighbors. As you can guess, this did not make the Russians so happy.

So, eventually, the Tartars were defeated. The yoke was overthrown. Ever see St. Basil's Cathedral in Moscow?



Why the onion shaped domes? Well, Ivan the Terrible defeated the Tartars in the Ruso-Kasan wars. Each of the domes represent the head of a tribe of Tartars which were killed.

Russian history...brutality beyond belief.

[Botany]

17. Why do you hate Obama and his loyal Tartars?

[OneBlueSky]

20. that's actually the best shot of Rahm Emmanual I've ever seen . . . n/t

[Lochloosa]

21. I just finished reading "Poland" The Tartars were some bad bad men.

[sinkingfeeling]

22. Alright then!

[Gormy Cuss]

24. They make an excellent sauce!

[BlooInBloo]

25. I'm holding out for the Magyars.