Levi Johnston to pose for Playgirl

[jefferson_dem]

Father of Palin's grandson to pose for Playgirl
By RACHEL D'ORO (AP) – 1 hour ago

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Levi Johnston is going for the ultimate exposure — his bare body.

Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild. Johnston's attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it's a "foregone conclusion" it will happen.

Johnston fathered a child with Bristol, the 18-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate and former Alaska governor.

To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.

Playgirl spokesman Vincent Stevens could not immediately be reached for comment.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ifdVBfwnrGCTHTf1Tm-LlIMUaH1gD9B6HNOO0

[debbierlus]

1. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yuck

[JuniperLea]

3. That was my first thought... but my second was...

I hope this pissed Palin off half as badly as I think it will!

:rofl:

[Auggie]

19. It's not good PR

[JuniperLea]

22. Palin has zero PR as far as I can tell...

So this is good!

:rofl:

I wonder if she will issue a word salad on this:)

[calimary]

61. Word salad! ROFL!!!

Man, that sums it up pretty damn well!

[Warren DeMontague]

106. Word Salad is a surprisingly popular dish, these days.

Any chance you think she might have been posting on DU lately?

[Winterblues]

95. I would bet it is very good money though

He is nineteen years old and being offered a quarter of a million dollars to show himself off to a whole bunch of American women that think he is hot.. It must be like a dream come true for this guy.

[Enrique]

112. what % of viewers will be women?

I would say it's in the low single digit %'s. But I've heard him say he's ok with dudes looking at him.

[applegrove]

26. I second that emotion.

[mlevans]

49. I never realized Playgirl was a zoological publication.

But apparently their readers are about to be treated to a polar bare.

[Toasterlad]

53. Zing!

Or should I say, "Boing!"

[debbierlus]

67. My friend, THAT is too funny

:spray:

[sam sarrha]

71. i always thought it was a gay magizine.. never heard of a woman ever buying one..>link>>.

http://www.nerve.com/Dispatches/Cole/Playgirl/

[girl gone mad]

90. I don't get the "gross" comments.

I think he's cute enough.

:shrug:

[Toasterlad]

109. Some People Are Unable to Separate the Emotional From the Physical

They don't like him, so they claim he's unattractive. Silly. Being ugly doesn't necessarily make you an asshole, and being an asshole doesn't necessarily mean you're ugly.

For the record, I don't think he's ugly OR an asshole.

[Ruby the Liberal]

2. Dear God. When will these idiots finally disappear into the Wasilla woodwork?

[virgogal]

5. When the money stops rolling in!

[timeforpeace]

54. When will this place let them?

[AllentownJake]

4. You see what you have unleashed on us John S. McCain

SHAME

[marmar]

7. I saw your subject line and thought.....

..... John McCain is posing nude too !!!!!????!!!! :yoiks: :scared:

[Mariana]

37. I could have gone my whole life without imagining that.

Thanks a lot.

:hide:

[Toasterlad]

46. Johnny Was Actually Pretty Hot Himself Back In the Day.

But I'd have to agree that the present-day McCain is...not Playgirl material.

[XemaSab]

65. Fo sho

[Beaverhausen]

6. I didn't know Playgirl was still around - is this for real?

[targetpractice]

18. It's web only now...

Unfortunately, I read that Levi assumes that the audience is straight women.

[Beaverhausen]

21. riiiiiiiiiiiight

:rofl:

[Toasterlad]

32. God Bless Hot, Clueless Straight Boys.

[Raster]

35. !!!Hallelujah!!!

[nolabear]

38. LOL! I heard that!

[Touchdown]

64. He's already on a commercial putting nuts in his mouth.

Pistachios!;)

[MichiganVote]

8. His kid has about zero chance of anything normal.

[WestSeattle2]

74. Quite frankly, with a grandmother like Sarah, normal was never

in his future. Whether his father can keep his clothes on or not, the kid was destined for dysfunction junction.

[Deja Q]

9. I thought Playgirl was discontinued, as of January?

Or only the print version; men wanting to dangle in front of a camera do so for the online version, I suppose...

[Pool Hall Ace]

10. I actually find him the least annoying of the Palin clan

And he's technically not a Palin, anyway. He was just shagging one of them.

The Bears will probably love his layout!

[The Straight Story]

11. Could be worse, could be Sarah posing for playboy

:rofl:

[jefferson_dem]

13. Actually...

Nevermind...

:dilemma: :hide:

[Balbus]

81. I'd be all over that.

[Raven]

12. Amazing what the tight assed christian right will put up with.

As my mother would have said, yuk, your taste is all in your mouth!

[flvegan]

14. There are some "close ups" that you just can't train for.

If men could, I would be rich beyond my wildest.

[CreekDog]

17. then why are you called Fiveagain?

:hide:

[Kalyke]

100. Because FiveAgain is 10.

:hi:

[BumRushDaShow]

15. GOP Family Values™ n/t

[Ian David]

16. Alaska is cold. There will be shrinkage. n/t

[Inspired]

28. LOL!!!! n/t

[Canuckistanian]

29. That's a common saying for Alaskan men

:rofl:

[Mrs. Overall]

20. That guy needs to keep his Johnston in his Levi's.

[JuniperLea]

23. Duzy Alert!

:rofl:

[jefferson_dem]

24. Ha!

Good'un. :rofl:

[nolabear]

39. Beautiful! But, well, I kinda wanta peek.

[scarletwoman]

25. I'm loving it! Go, young hunk! Reach for the stars!

Seriously, I think this is great! I'm all for him milking his 15 minutes of fame for all it's worth. The kid's got a future as a bona fide celebrity, and he oughtta go for it.

Let it all hang out, Levi! Be a maverick! Woot!

[Thickasabrick]

27. In complete agreement. I adore him just for calling out Palin as

the sleazy, lying, manipulative beeyatch that she is.

[Toasterlad]

31. I Agree 100%

And let's face it: no matter what you think of the boy, he's fucking HOT. I can't wait to see these shots, even if I doubt he'll go full frontal. It's all good by me: I've got a serious underwear fetish.

Hmmm. TMI.

[proteus_lives]

68. Totally.

Why not? It will piss Sarah off and he'll get a wheelbarrow full of cash.

Go Levi!

[sam sarrha]

30. so how much of the money is going to childsupport..???

[Mariana]

40. Enough, apparently, to satisfy Sarah and Bristol.

If he weren't paying up, I have no doubt that Sarah would be saying so at every opportunity. Whenever the press has asked her about Levi, she has NOT said anything like, "Well, he'd have a lot more credibility if he were supporting his son."

[targetpractice]

42. In interviews...

Levi has repeatedly said that he wants to take advantage of his fifteen minutes of fame to make money for his son... He said he can make far more money more quickly than he ever could by staying in Alaska.

Whenever I've heard him interviewed... his kid is foremost on his mind.

[sam sarrha]

69. that is refreshing and smart

[marshall]

114. What son wouldn't be proud to have a father posing for Playgirl?

Or a mother in Playboy? You'd be the talk of the playground.

[targetpractice]

117. It's 2009. n/t

[mrbarber]

33. Oh man....

Hot Right Wing studs really get my blood boiling.

[scarletwoman]

34. What makes him Right Wing? He's just a high school jock who knocked up the guv's daughter.

Not exactly a political act.

[spanone]

36. we have sarah to thank...she is the ultimate exploiter.....levi took his cues from her

[ellie]

41. Gross.

[Shell Beau]

43. This is just some kinda funny!

How perfect.

[muntrv]

44. As long as Levi is in heavy rotation with Sarah, I'm OK with it.

I want Levi to keep talking.

[muntrv]

45. Sarah shows us her wink, Levi shows his winky.

[RagAss]

47. another episode in the life of "The Aristocrats !"

[spanone]

50. my favorite joke of all time

[ljm2002]

48. Good for him...

...he is capitalizing on his notoriety, and who can blame him? It's not like he had any great prospects awaiting him in Wasilla.

Anyway I like him better than Sarah and Todd. Knowing this will chap their hides just makes it that much better.

[Stevenmarc]

51. Finally he has done something worthwhile with his life

[Ocracoker16]

52. absolutely disgusting

[LTR]

55. So, he's going to give the world the "Bristol Palin view"?

:hide:

[Toasterlad]

58. There's Got to Be a Good "I Can See _______ From My House" Joke In There Somewhere.

[nolabear]

92. You mean like "Levi's Johnson"?

[Ignis]

103. *golfclap*

Well played.

[bermudat]

56. I didn't know Playgirl was still being published.

[Odin2005]

57. LOL!

:rofl:

[mitchum]

59. He's more qualified for that job than Bible Spice...

has been qualified for any of the jobs she has ever held...and quit

[ccharles000]

60. he is cuteish

[donheld]

62. I think it could be very hot!

[TeaBagsAreForCups]

66. Absolutely! - but worthless unless ...

... their are multiple full frontals - with some good "walkin' away" shots as well.

He's a good looking dude who was used by one of the most vile and evil personalities on the American radar today - and I applaud his getting every penny from the fifteen minutes that he has been granted.

[Toasterlad]

70. From What I Understand, You Won't See Johnson's Johnson

Just skivvies, and maybe an ass shot or two. I think the boy's a little concerned about coming up short.

[kenny blankenship]

78. I guess seeing some wood is out of the question then. No sale here.

Thanks for the tip, so to speak.

[Toasterlad]

83. I Can't Wait, Personally.

That kid's just my type. And I love a man in undies.

Hmmm. Still more TMI.

In any case, as others have mentioned, you'll be able to see the pictures for free anyway, almost instantly: the internet takes its responsibility as the world's most efficient distributor of porn (even soft porn) very seriously.

[David Zephyr]

63. Good for him! Give that crowd 5 years and they'll all be posing naked for cash.

I actually have grown to like Levi. He is the Palin's nightmare because he is honest.

[Touchdown]

72. Getting all mavericky and going rouge!

Why Playgirl though? They always shoot the guys soft.:(

[tomm2thumbs]

73. They'll sell one issue and then the internet will take over. Betcha they lose money on it.

Everyone wants to see the sideshow, but no one wants to pay for the ticket.

[ecstatic]

75. He needs to fire his agent

He's a nice looking guy and can do way better than Playgirl. His agent needs to hook him up with one of MTV's reality shows or something.

Doing Playgirl will put his credibility (at least when it comes to reporting on the Palins) below zero.

[emilyg]

76. In my book he's way below zero.

[Touchdown]

86. Eh' I'd say by his height, maybe 5-7".

But... you never know.:shrug:

[saltpoint]

77. A year from now we'll be able to order his Gospel CD.

[edbermac]

79. He's borrowing Austin Powers' Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pump.

Yeah baby!

[Touchdown]

85. It's not his! Really it isn't. Who put that in his luggage?

[Feron]

80. Do Not Want. nt

[buzzard]

82. At least he is honest about his desire to capitalize on the situation.n/t

[tomm2thumbs]

84. I hear the word 'pistachio' is tattoo'd across his nuts

[Stevenmarc]

98. Oh I thought it was Property of Sarah

[dysfunctional press]

87. does levi realize that more gay men than women "read" playgirl...?

someone should tell him, then post his response on you tube.

[AntiFascist]

88. Apparently there are even gays in Wasilla....

who knew?

http://www.towleroad.com/2009/08/levi-johnston-fine-with-being-a-gay-pinup-boy.html

[MilesColtrane]

89. What an absolutely beautiful day it is, and it is my honor to speak to all Alaskans,

...to our Alaskan family this last time as your governor.

And getting up here I say it is the best road trip in America soaring through nature's finest show. Levi, the great one, resplendent under the midnight sun. And then the extremes. In the winter time it's a frozen nub that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though, doesn't it split the Frank from the Beans? And then in the summertime such extreme summertime about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now, with boy-meat blooming along the frost heaves and merciless rivers that are rushing and carving and reminding us that here, Cougars win. It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is south to the naughty parts.

[nolabear]

96. *snort!* Cleaning keyboard!

[Toasterlad]

110. That Was Magnificent.

:thumbsup:

[Initech]

91. Do women actually read Playgirl?

[KG]

93. they say they read the articles, but i think they just look at the pictures

:P

[Initech]

102. I was thinking that's one of those things where the actual audience is different from the target on.

[nolabear]

94. I hope it's made into posters so that if SP EVER

runs for public office again, we can wave them around under the banner "Palin Family Values."

And I say that with apologies to Levi, who I think is hot and should be able to bare his winkie however it suits him to do so. But I'm not out there flouting how conservative I am and trying to impose my phony values on others.

[SidDithers]

97. And once again, men are treated only as sex objects...

to be ogled and fantasized over.

:hide:

Sid

[Warren DeMontague]

107. I Blame The Matriarchy.

And I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

[GirlAfire]

99. When I Think of Levi Johnston...

...I think of a hog-tied deer and "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection." (If you haven't seen that commercial, it's ... interesting).

No thanks.

[sofa king]

101. Okay, I just looked into the crystal ball, and I read:

Fourteen Republican Senators caught reading Playgirl on Senate Floor

Levi Johnson considered for starring role in Michael Bay blockbuster

Levi Johnson wins multimillion dollar jeans sponsorship

Third Levi Johnson tell-all book opens at top of bestseller list

Resurgent Libertarian Party considers Levi Johnson as top candidate

Levi Johnson arrested for possession of 2CI, date rape drugs

Levi Johnson sentenced to six years in prison

Levi Johnson released from prison

Levi Johnson named judge on "Who's America's Second Best Singing Chef?"

Second drug arrest for Levi Johnson

Levi Johnson kills second hostage in tense standoff

[Warren DeMontague]

104. What, not a single "Johnston" joke?

I'm disappointed in all of you. Really, I am.

[Warren DeMontague]

105. I take it back.

Post #92, I salute you.

[Crankie Avalon]

108. Speaking of which, when is Palin going to get around to posing for Playboy?

[tanyev]

113. Oh, I think her time will come.

After the book sales dry up, and the Washington Speakers Bureau can no longer find anyone willing to pay money to listen to her babble.

[Unvanguard]

111. Good, he's hot. And it'll annoy Palin. n/t

[TeaBagsAreForCups]

115. Pics. I've got Pics ! ...

....and I agree. The goatee must go.

http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/10/levi-johnston-works-out-his-bod-so-he-can-bare-it/

[rcrush]

116. Ewww

Ewwwwwwwww

[FVZA_Colonel]

118. Well, of all the people who were connected to Sarah Palin during the election,

he is the least repulsive as a human being.

[DainBramaged]

119. DU, where this thread gets more replies than the pending passage of hate crime legislation

protecting the GLBT community in the Senate after passing in the House (attached to the defense spending bill so that the Pukes are cornered).

We are becoming FAUX News.




:eyes:

[Bobbie Jo]

120. Ok, I'll say it.....This thread is useless without pictures.

:bounce: