this has got to be the craziest and stupidest post in the history of freeperville

[cali]

To: sourcery

Incorrect. If Obama is found “Ineligable”, he will be removed from office. If he is a naturalized citizen, he will be tried for treason, remember he is a constitutional lawyer, so that is malice aforethought. Biden could not become Pres, because his ticket is fraudulent. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and Howard Dean are complict as co-conspirators, as they vetted Obama, so jail time is in their future. Probably, it would be Ex-President Bush, who would retake the reigns until a new President is Elected. It would be virgin teritory, and would set new precidence. Since Bush is the last standing president, with the most recent experience, he would be the logical choice, however, there is a list to go down, and 95 year old Steny Hoyer would be next in line...
It will be interesting to say the least.

[AllentownJake]

1. I see they haven't given up yet.

They'd be wise to read the succession act. Even if there idiotic idea was somehow true, the former President isn't brought back

[tekisui]

2. That cannot be real.

:wow:

They use the freestyle Constitution over there.

[AllentownJake]

5. Why not they use free style constitution when they are in power

:shrug:

[villager]

36. +1

n/t

[Engineer4Obama]

6. Hey they want to rewrite the bible!

You think they have a problem rewriting the Constitution to their own sick vision of the world?

[jwirr]

28. Oh, so true.

[roguevalley]

95. given the literalness of their view of religion, they aren't even afraid

of God, rewriting the Bible and throwing out his name-Yahweh- for Lord. They have no sense of reality whatsoever.

[cali]

7. lol you hit it out of the park: freestyle Constitution. perfect

[bbinacan]

3. That is stupid. n/t

[tridim]

4. Yep, he's got it all figured out!

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Being a constitutional lawyer is malice aforethought?

Then we have a lot of malice aforethoughts in this country!

Those damn colleges, creating all those murderers.

And with our damn tax money, too!!

[pipi_k]

18. I thought being born was malice aforethought...

In which case we all belong in prison.


:7

[tabatha]

9. Oh, don't spoil their fun.

They are going to be dreaming of all sorts of wonderful goodies until January, happy in their delusions.

[KansDem]

10. Why not just bring back Ronald Reagan?

I mean, the fact he's dead shouldn't deter this crowd from the spiteful plan to shred the Consitution...

[intheflow]

37. Better yet, resurrect Jesus! Again! n/t

[bvar22]

86. Now THAT "would set new precidence."

LOL

[busybl]

67. he wouldn't much different from when he was alive

[flvegan]

11. When I read stuff like this, I honestly hope it's satire.

I'd hate to think that ANYone could be that delusional.

[spanone]

12. boy, the stupid stay of late at night worrying about this stuff & huffing glue

there's no other explanation

[armyowalgreens]

13. This is why we can't have nice things.

[anonymous171]

14. .

:wow: :spray:

[myrna minx]

15. I nominate this for the "make it up as you go along" award of the day.

Ooof. I think reading that post lowered my IQ a few points.

[Posteritatis]

26. Unfortunately that award was won in the moon probe thread. This is a close second, though! (nt)

[myrna minx]

70. How on earth did I miss that magnificent thread?

Thank you! :rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

16. I have to rec thisfor the sheer number of layers of idiocy. **That** is stoopit that rally hurts.

[pipi_k]

17. This is what happens when you eat mushrooms off the front lawn

aiy chee wa wa!


scary bastard...

:scared:

[orpupilofnature57]

19. Stupidity that severe should be illegal ,I hope for their kid's sake , they

belong to somebody Else.

[caballero]

20. Someone, quick, check that guy for gold paint around his mouth

his innards are about to be revolting



like his outards


:rofl:

[Posteritatis]

21. I had a rather creepy misparse of that...

Specifically, this sentence: "Probably, it would be Ex-President Bush, who would retake the reigns until a new President is Elected."

I'm not sure what was going on there, but I parsed thas as "..who would retake the reigns(sic) until a new President Bush is elected."

[caballero]

29. Can the rain rein in the reign?

It sure can call a ball game...
:silly:

[DearAbby]

87. Only on the Pleign, in Speign

:crazy:

[ddeclue]

22. Please don't spread teh stoopid...

now I have to clean teh stoopid off my compooter!...

:eyes:

[muriel_volestrangler]

23. Who says Republicans don't do hallucinogenic drugs?

I wonder if that freeper ever touches base with reality, or if they're always in a world of their own.

[Beaverhausen]

24. I love how he tried to use three syllable words and misspelled them all

Ineligable and precidence stand out.

[AllentownJake]

27. Don't knock it

that one is the king of freeperville tonight.

[Trocadero]

25. ignore that Bush was not elected...

[virgogal]

30. Bush would "take the reigns?" Moron!

[Arkana]

111. They seem to conveniently forget that little amendment that says

a President can serve no more than two terms--and Dubya's time is up.

[ShadowLiberal]

31. They name Reid & Dean as if they're constitutionally next in line to be president

Psst, freepers, after the speaker of the house is the president pro tempore of the senate, which is Robert Byrd, not Harry Reid. So Byrd would become president if Obama, Biden, & Pelosi all got removed from office at the same time.

[Arkana]

110. Who's after President pro tem?

Is it Secretary of State?

[TheCowsCameHome]

32. This is what happens when you post with your face in a bag of glue.

Strange things happen.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

33. "It will be interesting to say the least."

it sure would be.

[DefenseLawyer]

34. Morons... I've got morons on my team.

[pscot]

35. Half the population

have IQ's under 100.

[Thickasabrick]

38. They really need to bite the bullet and purchase spell check. nt

[WeDidIt]

39. This guy is a member of the WARRIORS!!!!!

No officer, I ain't been doin' nuttin'.

[shadowknows69]

40. Wow, their fantasy world is getting more detailed at least.

If I had that good of an imagination I would have written several books by now.

[SmileyRose]

41. Sounds like a Saxby Chambliss voter to me.

[Beaverhausen]

42. I have to say, I bookmarked an old thread that does contain an even better freeper post

just found it- remember when the shuttle captain said she could see evidence of global warming erosion from orbit?

**********************

Freeper Response To Shuttle\Environment Story !!!
<snip>

To: goarmy

WOAH IS THIS TRUE?

I honestly thought someone posted an Onion article. Aren't astronauts smart? I thought you had to be educated? No one educated could make such a ludacris statement based on naked eye visual observation. Well I used to be a fan of space, but now since they are sending up nuttly leg wing weirdo's I think I will stop donating and most likely donate to any organization who is anti-NASA. I want space exploration, not another "zany made up piece of "science" that they can use to justify increasing capitalism crushing taxes and property siezure"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=4270629

[WeDidIt]

46. That asshole does know that "donations to NASA" are generally known as

TAXES

doesn't he?

[BrklynLiberal]

49. WTF is it with RWingnuts and spelling, grammar and punctuation???

ludacris
nuttly leg wing weirdo's
to any organization who

[Beaverhausen]

61. not to mention WOAH

[busybl]

69. seriously, why can't they spell?

4th grade dropouts? I can't figure it out.

[Batgirl]

54. That one holds up astonishingly well even after multiple readings.

I especially :applause: the phrase "nuttly leg wing weirdo's"

[Beaverhausen]

59. I know - I always laugh at this one

the whole thread was great

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=4270629

[Control-Z]

88. What are

"nuttly leg wing weirdo's"?

[Marr]

56. Yeah, I stopped donating to space when they started hiring nuttly leg wing weirdos, too.

[busybl]

68. I'm glad this person was a fan of space

seems to have plenty of it between the ears.

[SammyWinstonJack]

112. +1

:spray:

[lillypaddle]

117. Wow

I would have bet money you made that up, but I followed the links ... Geez. "ludacris" ... isn't he a rapper or something???

[drm604]

123. "nuttly leg wing weirdo's"

I have to remember that one. :rofl:

[rug]

43. The birth certificate game is for freepers too dumb to play Dungeons and Dragons.

[shadowknows69]

45. D&D reference for the win!

[Canuckistanian]

44. The absolute CLARITY of the dumbfuckery is breath-taking

I do believe this poster is indeed in "virgin territory" of unadulterated "mayor of crazy town".

[BrklynLiberal]

47. WOW! I wonder if I could get some of what that person is smoking!!!???

[Arctic Dave]

93. I think he might be smoking his socks.

[BrklynLiberal]

119. LOL!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Xithras]

48. Someone should point him to the Presidential Succession Act of 1947

The Presidential Succession Act covers pretty much every possible way that a President can be removed from office, and is binding on the Executive today. This isn't virgin territory, it's established law that has existed for over 60 years. In order, here is the current line of Presidential succession:

1 Vice President Joe Biden
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi
3 President pro tempore of the Senate Robert Byrd
4 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
5 Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner
6 Secretary of Defense Robert Gates<2>
7 Attorney General Eric Holder
8 Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar
9 Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
10 Secretary of Commerce Gary Locke
11 Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Shaun Donovan
14 Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood
15 Secretary of Energy Steven Chu
16 Secretary of Education Arne Duncan
17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs Eric Shinseki
18 Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano

If this guy were right (Biden booted from office as part of a "corrupt ticket" and Pelosi charged), Robert Byrd would become President. Since Byrd is a fossil with health problems, there's a really good chance that he'd pass it up and Hillary Clinton would become president.

And, at that moment, the skulls of every Teabagger in the United States would explode in unison.

[BrklynLiberal]

50. It would almost be worth it just to see all those exploding skulls.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NYC Liberal]

55. LOL! I can picture it now!

Cheering and celebrating around Freeperland. "WE GOT RID OF OBAMA!!"

Cut to: "I, Hillary Rodham Clinton..." :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

You're right, I would really love to see it, just to watch their heads explode.

[ohheckyeah]

74. Oh, my god,

that would be funny as hell to watch. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Politicalboi]

75. Too bad Hillary didn't

Have Oily Taintz on her side, she would be President by now. :sarcasm:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

51. Crazy/Stupid Posts + Freeperville = Water + Wet

They have a solid corner on the market.

[agentS]

52. Industrial strength crazy

Handle with care

[Marr]

53. Just another daydreaming moron.

[ljm2002]

57. That is hilariously over the top!

Thanks for sharing so others don't have to go there :-)

These people are so far into Bizarro World, it's both funny and scary. Line of succession? We don't need no stinkin' line of succession! In their feeble little fantasy, all those pesky people (the Veep, the Speaker -- you know, that list that is mandated in the Constitution) can be hand-waved away and Wheee! it's GWB come back to save the day! YeeHaw!!!

How utterly, truly bizarre.

[L0oniX]

58. Someone didn't take their lithium and thorazine.

[MrModerate]

60. "And if I wish hard enough, I'll get a pony." These doofusses . . .

Give magical thinking a bad name.

[HughBeaumont]

62. The smell of unleaded in THAT basement's gotta be off the chain.

[cynatnite]

63. So he plotted his takeover of the US from within his mother's womb...

Damn, that's bold.

[badgerpup]

64. Hey, dreams don't hafta make SENSE...

...even daydreams.
Just gimme what I want when I want it and the hell with everyone else...
especially if they scare me.
:eyes:

[LibDemAlways]

65. This guy is living in an alternate universe, one in which there

is no U.S. Constitution. Yep, the framers sat around and decided, "What the hell...we'll just let people make up shit as they go along. No need to commit to anything."

Dumbest dumbshits imaginable over at FR.

[wolfgangmo]

66. Now! Only available to freepers.

The WikiConstitution.

Yoiks. Unfortunately, it can breed.

[HappyCynic]

85. Still too liberal...

They found Wiki and the bible too liberal. They'd probably find WikiConstitution too reality based and liberal. I think it would have to be the Conservistution.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

71. Also, during his freestyle presentation

The landing on his first triple jump was poor. IMPEACHMENT NOW! :silly:

In a related story, the judge from South Carolina was removed for yelling something incoherent at the Zamboni during the short program.

[Control-Z]

89. Ok. Now that

may have caused some damage to my laptop. :spray:
:rofl:

All I ask for is a little warning.

[Mari333]

72. oh. my. god. thats priceless.

a world of delusion! absolutely priceless.

[Shell Beau]

73. Oh my.

:wtf:

That is actually sadder than it is loony.

[LTR]

76. So, vetting by the FBI, the Secret Service and the Clinton and McCain campaigns aren't good enough?

Sorry, but Obama's been thoroughly checked. What makes some douchebag on a message board any smarter?

I've seen many moronic posts on Freakpublic, but this one takes it. The tin foil has seeped into this fool's brain.

[DireStrike]

81. See, all those vetters failed

Jail time is undoubtedly coming for them all, for their failure to vet.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

77. Bush: "yuh mean, uh (hic) I gotta stop drinkin' again?"

[ThoughtCriminal]

78. I award him no points...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAOxY_nHdew

[Lugnut]

79. Oy. n/t

[alfredo]

80. My eyes are bleeding!!

[Rex]

82. Wow, only three spelling errors!

Oops, four! Well stil that is a record!

[Libertas1776]

83. Just when I think the Freeper stupids can't top themselves in stupidity

happily, they prove me wrong again.

[Initech]

84. Really? Have these idiots ever *READ* the constitution?

[hobbit709]

103. That would involve being able to READ and COMPREHEND.

[Initech]

108. I thought that was a requirement to pass 8th grade history.

[WildEyedLiberal]

90. Wait, what?

I'm fucking confused, man...

[JVS]

91. Trying to find the dumbest freeper post is like trying to find the stinkiest turd in the septic tank

A nearly impossible task involving a lot of shit.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

92. Fuckin' A...my man Dean gets mention. Obama can't have *all* the fun. (n/t)

[Vickers]

94. Hilarious that the people who liked Palin talk about vetting.

:crazy:

[Jim Lane]

96. The Freepers are divided on what will follow Obama's disqualification

There are those, like the one quoted in the OP, who envision a new election (although I think this one is unique in conjuring up a Bush regency for the interim).

There are those who think McCain would be President (either because he got a majority of the electoral votes that were cast for eligible candidates, or because, with Obama not eligible, no one eligible had a majority of the electoral votes, so the House must choose between the top two candidates, but Obama's still ineligible, so the House must choose from a list that includes only McCain). In the McCain-becomes-President faction, there are two subfactions. One says that Biden, owing his election to Obama's fraud, is similarly disqualified, so Palin becomes VP. The other envisions a McCain-Biden administration, which, one must admit, would be interesting.

To be fair to the Freepers, I must report that there are even a few who think Biden would become President. In Freeperville, the moderates are the ones who believe that the Muslim socialist Kenyan-born usurper will soon be replaced by Biden.

There are a few FR skeptics who, while agreeing that Obama is an enemy of America who is deliberately destroying the country, nevertheless pessimistically doubt that he will be removed from office. The majority opinion, however, seems to be very gung-ho about the birther stuff. Obama's departure from the White House in disgrace is considered to be probable or even certain. Along with the discussion about the succession (see above), the most common subject of Freeper comment is the race rioting that they expect to ensue.

[AsahinaKimi]

97. That person eats a whole lot of stupid for breakfast...

Who knows what they eat for lunch and dinner!

[krispos42]

98. "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" is their motto

I mean, I understand that nobody has a perception of reality that perfectly matches actual reality, but dammit, they're not even getting close.

Veep is an elected office. If Obama leave the presidency early, Biden becomes POTUS.

1 Vice President Joe Biden
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi
3 President pro tempore of the Senate Robert Byrd
4 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
5 Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner
6 Secretary of Defense Robert Gates b
7 Attorney General Eric Holder
8 Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar
9 Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
10 Secretary of Commerce Gary Locke
11 Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Shaun Donovan
14 Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood
15 Secretary of Energy Steven Chu
16 Secretary of Education Arne Duncan
17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs Eric Shinseki
18 Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano

[Monk06]

99. Why give up on stupid when it has always worked in the past. This guy makes LaRouche

sound like a savant.

[mwb970]

100. I notice they've started their Fourth Quarter pledge drive over there.

Do they ever stop asking for money these days, or just move from one drive to the next?

It seems pretty obvious that the air is going out of the Freeper balloon.

[and-justice-for-all]

101. Oh noes, he busted us he did...

:eyes:

what a heaping pile of warm horse shit..wankers!

[cali]

102. Now that is an insult to horse shit which is a useful substance.

[and-justice-for-all]

105. My apologizes to useful horse shit every where..nt

[Vinca]

104. A person couldn't go wrong to peddle dictionaries to the wingnuts.

[onenote]

106. just saw Steny. Man, he looks good for 95.

I guess 95 is the new 60.

[cali]

107. yeah, I loved that gaffe. I think this idiot was confusing Hoyer and Byrd.

[Arkana]

109. Actually, Biden WOULD become President.

If the President is ineligible (which he isn't, so the point is moot), the 25th kicks in and makes the Vice President step up.

Sorry to burst your bubble, Freepazoids.

[Brewman_Jax]

113. They don't quit, do they?

and some new freeperisms. They so badly want Obama to be "ineligable" so Bush* can "take the reigns". I think the last one was wishful thinking 'cause they worship him as the High Lord Bush* anyway. I think they'd like to have him coronated as king. :wow:

[samsingh]

114. freepers are stupid and traitors so they should go to jail i think

[Tommy_Carcetti]

115. Biden's ticket is fraudulent?

So does that mean he's been riding Amtrak for free all these years? Oh noes!

[Jim Lane]

121. Maybe Biden is some sort of double agent

Amtrak, which competes with private, for-profit bus companies, is part of the socialist takeover plot, isn't it? So if Biden has figured out a way to fleece them on his ticket, he's fighting against Communism, right?

But since all of us here favor Communism, maybe we should be suspicious of Biden.

Or maybe we should just be grateful for Free Republic, for the days when there's nothing funny on television.

[LynneSin]

116. Rates up there but not the stupidest!!

That one suggesting Palin should nominate Orly Taintz as her Attorney General is going to be tough to beat as 'teh stupidest'

[BootinUp]

118. Hey man! pass that joint over here.

that must be some good shit, lol.

[BlooInBloo]

120. Haven't read it yet, but just note that you've set a REALLY high bar.

EDIT: Now I've read it. "Parsed it" is more like it, actually.

That's definitely a solid candidate, cali.

[mimitabby]

122. come on, you made this up, right?

[kikiek]

124. I wish you had a link so I could get a laugh out of the whole thread.

[Caliman73]

125. You know what would set precedence?

If those fuckers ever wrote a coherent, correctly spelled post. That would set fucking precedence!!