Orange-Hued Boehner Deserves Sympathy
President Obama rubbed salt in an old wound on Saturday nightBy SARA K. SMITH
Updated 7:36 AM EDT, Wed, May 13, 2009
Once, in the mid-nineties, they were legion. Now they are few, walking quietly among us like ghosts. When they emerge in public, people either avert their gaze or gape in awe. "Mommy, what's wrong with that man?" asks a small child who has only seen people who live in sunshine or in darkness.
But these last few, these last self-tanners, are slaves to neither the sun nor the moon. They honor the mighty spray-on tan that most mortals abandoned 15 years ago. And their standard-bearer is one brave Ohioan named John Boehner.To be sure, he has his compatriots; for example, Lou Dobbs and Charlie Crist, two other proudly Tang-colored Americans. But as his journey through life continues, John Boehner finds himself increasingly mocked and ridiculed by a populace that cannot understand his insatiable compulsion to be orange.
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