Here's my insurance dirge

[ChickMagic]

I've been having seizures, complete with amnesia for the
event, so I never know I've had them. I'm due to have
an EEG on Wednesday, but the insurance company has to
preapprove it. So far, they have not.

Even if they do, I'll have to pay the entire
deductible out of pocket which I don't have.
Unless I can get on a tiny payment plan (one
of many I have running right now), I won't be
able to get my EEG anyway.

Plus, after paying for my back injections, they
suddenly stopped without notifying me. Now I'm
in hock for 4K that I don't have.

And as for Mr. Magic, they refused to pay for
his routine blood work because he's obese.

I'm at my wit's end and I've still got 9 years
to go before I'm on single payer. Blegh.