*****OFFICIAL GONZALES TESTIMONY ANTICIPATION THREAD*****

[NightWatcher]

What will happen tomorrow, or today regarding the Gonzo testimony?

Will he resign today in lieu of showing up?

Will he plead the 5th?

Will Bush still support him?

Will the Democratic Party Reps nail him to the wall and make him cry or lie?

Will there be a terror threat, alert, or other "bimbo" story?

Will Imus coverage still rule the day?

Feel free to answer any of these or add your own queries.


Also: when do we go to level 1 on DU?

[AzDar]

1. Renfield will use the old 'I can't recall' or 'let me look into that and get back to you'

dodge at least 50 times, I predict.
Weasel words...

[Jack Rabbit]

2. I don't believe he gets out of testifying tomorrow by resigning today

He's still a witness. He still knows what happended. He still has his side of the story, and I want to hear everything he has to say.

Especially if it's the truth, but even his lies should be interesting.

[Little Wing]

3. Thank you. I was going through **** OFFICIAL X THREAD ***** withdrawal

can I start thread 2 ? PLEASE?!?

[NightWatcher]

5. I always love the "official thing". I'm a huge smart ass

you can have number 2 only if you beat me to it, hahahahahaha

[Javaman]

4. I think I'm going to get a big bag of chips, take the day off tomorrow

and plant myself infront of the tv to watch the fucker squirm.

that's some must see tv.

[drm604]

6. Here's Gonzalez statement, dated tomorrow.

It's on cspan's website as a PDF.
http://www.c-span.org/pdf/Attorney%20General%20Gonzales%20Written%20Statement.pdf

I have taken these important steps to provide information for two critical reasons: (1) I have nothing to hide, and (2) I am committed to assuring the Congress and the American public that nothing improper occurred here. The sooner that all the facts are known, the sooner we can all devote our exclusive attention to our important work –
work that includes protecting the American people from the dangers of terrorism, violent crime, illegal drugs, and sexual predators. I know that the Committee must be eager to focus on those issues of great importance to the American people as well.

So if Congress doesn't let up with this nonsense we'll have sexual predators running wild in the streets. :eyes: