How many Bushies does it take to change a light bulb?

[SoCalDem]

found on Craigslist:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN…

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the newlight bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[Hekate]

1. I feel enlightened!

:rofl:

Hekate

[SoCalDem]

3. Here's the photo op pic

[Wetzelbill]

6. funny all I see is a dim bulb

:)

[DefenseLawyer]

2. Are those 'Loyal Bushies'?

or just regular Bushies?

[radfringe]

4. none

changing light bulbs would embolden the enemy

[Spinzonner]

5. They would just deny the darkness

[ClintonTyree]

7. Excellent....

:applause: Maybe you should add, "one to actually change the bulb, totally screw it up, then have Bush say, "heckuva job there". ;)

[bananarepublican]

8. What about waiting 18 months before forming a comission 'on bulb failure terror' and then...

... ignoring the commission's findings?

[MiniMe]

9. One to remind us that 9-11 caused the light bulb outage

[Lil Missy]

10. And Cheney to insist a plot between Saddam and Bin Laden to bomb the light bulb

[deutsey]

11. One to plan an invasion of a light-bulb producing nation

:evilfrown:

[habitual]

12. great to start the day with a smile.... very funny! n/t

[smoogatz]

13. And one to insist, after years of failing to change the lightbulb,

that darkness is in its final throes.

[Brundle_Fly]

14. 11.

another 10 to maintain the freedom of the lightbulb for the next 50 years

[camero]

15. None, the lightbulb won't get changed

Thier too busy telling someone else to change the lightbulb or ignoring the dark.

[DeepModem Mom]

16. LOL! K&R!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

17. "Look, over there! Terra, Terra, Terra!"

"There's no such thing as light bulbs . . ."